I once got bruised down there during a wax and she had to stop
and it was a day before my holiday, I was well pissed off, the bit between thigh and lady part was dark purple, from a distance it looked like I had more hair than to start with. Bitch. She was awful, she used to put the wax on, then put the strip on, she'd be about to pull it off so I'd brace myself and then she'd stop and tell me a story about her nephew. It was torture.

I've got a really good one now, in and out in minutes and not that painful. Although depending on which girl you get you have to get into some rather undignified positions!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Sorry to continue the painful subject but
why does the bruising occur? Are they pressing really hard or is it just the hair being removed that causes it?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

It winks at them so they punch it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

hahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)

It's the pulling of the skin around the hair.
You're supposed to pull the skin tight before ripping the fabric strip off, but if you don't, it just tugs the skin really hard, which causes loads of little blood blisters, turning the skin purple. It tends to happen when the waxer isn't sharp enough with the ripping of the fabric, or if she pulls the strip upwards perpendicular to the skin rather than peeling it downwards.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)

yes
i look as if i have been knifed in the left thigh. i've never experienced anything like this before and i have had many many waxes!

stupid incompetent. why can't people just do their jobs??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I've had it a couple of times with aforementioned rubbish waxer, she just wasn't quick enough
She was quite 'mature' shall we say, so maybe she was worried about hurting me. The young fake-tanned, bleached and false-eyelashed ladies of the salon I go to now are vicious enough to be really good.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Ouch
I see
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I thought you'd know that being a official doctor fighter pilot.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Didn't get to do much waxing in the TA
and Big Eric wasn't that fussy.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)