You should get one the same colour as my car
it's a delightful hue called "Mud & Scratchmarks"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I think I'll upgrade it to that over time

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

With added "What *is* that smell?"

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I think of getting the optional "boiled sweet covered in fluff" for the door pockets.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)

What about some sexeh beaded seat covers?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:24, Reply)

ooh then you have to get
those weird furry seatbelt cover things
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Oooo, I like them
they go with my string backed leather driving gloves
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)

This is very true
and we all know how much the ladies love a nice leopard print furry steering wheel cover! Raaar!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I want everything on here

Especially the pink sunstrip
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Hahaha
I think every car needs pink wiper blades!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)

there is a car in my street equipped with all that sort of stuff
it's proper awesome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Theres one in Wanstead too
I think its like a legal requirement that every town should have at least one nutter with a car full of pink tat! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I almost resprayed my car last night with "Dumb chav who walked out in front of me"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I almost remodelled the front end of mine the other day
with shitty car driven by fucking retard pulling out onto a roundabout from behind a bus which had clearly stopped because someone was driving round the roundabout.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Sorry about that
I always drive with my eyes closed when I visit Exeter
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

you are an ugly old man

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Which is why I drive with my eyes closed
just in case I see my reflection in the rear view mirror.

See, it all makes perfect sense.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

you looked pretty surprised and cross to be given such a thorough blast of the horn
I find it irritating that when someone does something completely retarded and dangerous that they then look angry when they are chastised for it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)