I can swim but my friends Janaxie, Lafinsha, Te'sheqia and Dave Blackman can't

( Theoban What of it, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

happy candleday

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

THANKS AMBER ONE

( Theoban What of it, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

spelling my name wrong
fucking disgrace you are
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Sorry Amberie

( Theoban What of it, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)

better than Amber One

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I'm working out if it's an i or a 1 at the end

( Theoban What of it, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)

it's an lower case l

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Glad to hear it. I always thought it was an L.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:20, Reply)

it's all one word

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)

That's how I read it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I've just noticed your name is suspiciously close to
Am Bert
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

it's ok
I've met her, she checks out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)

have you ever met bert though?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I have

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

no.....
DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)

So TGB has met Bert but not me
you've met me but not Burt.

Cunning
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

And me and vip have met each other....
Or so we claim.. we could also be the SAME PERSON
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:59, Reply)

we're certainly equally awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)

so I've actually met TGB
and Vipros embodied in the same person, who has met both Bert and me and therefore knows we're not the same
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:02, Reply)

works for me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:04, Reply)

shhh
don't tell anyone
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)

AN?!?!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Ah gotcha, Amber|

( Theoban What of it, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)

faintly post-modern
I like it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

hahaha
Happy Candlebum!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Cheers there Qwizzle

( Theoban What of it, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Are you Theo Ban
or The Oban
or Theob An
or Bobbitty
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Well I pronounce it 'Theo ban'
But you do whatever you likes I mean I ain't gonna be all up ins givin' you a hasslin' cos me made up name on t'internet ain't bein' pronounced with 100% fidelity likes innit no right that's what I'm sayin' bro
( Theoban What of it, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

good I was right

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

A lot of people say your name
Vi-pros but I say Vip-ros
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I've gone with Vy-pross
I HOPE THAT'S RIGHT otherwise EGG ON FACE
( Theoban What of it, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

that's because you are wise
and others, not so much
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)

aww fanks
I'm going home soon WOO.

I really should get some stuff done
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Whilst we're getting each other's names wrong
Is it 'The Oban', or 'Theo Ban'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

way too slow old man

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

EH? PARDON?
ARE YOU THE NICE MAN FROM THE POST OFFICE?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

'Dave Blackman' made me roar with laughter.
Happy knobrot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Ta Monty B

( Theoban What of it, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:23, Reply)