Even the thick kids could swim.
(Granted, my school didn't have its own pool, but it was a short coach trip to the Dolphin leisure centre).

Who would deny their child the chance to learn? Or even discourage them from learning.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I find it quite weird
that people would risk their children drown rather than give them lessons
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

To quote that BBC story
>In focus groups for the study, Prof Irwin said many black parents who could not swim evinced sentiments like: "My children are never going to learn to swim because I'm scared they would drown."<

Some people are too stupid to have kids.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)

it's bizarre
my mother can't swim, but she made sure that all her children could
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:01, Reply)

What didn't your mum learn at the same time as her kids?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)

she literally can't
she's tried loads of times, got proper lessons and so on but just can't do it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

some people just literally can't swim
it's odd.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Stuart Lubbock, for example.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Nah, he could
it's just difficult to breathe when there's a cock in your mouth.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:23, Reply)

...and a chairleg up your arse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)