Bob Holness played the saxaphone on Baker Street
Des Lynham has "Fuck Off" tatooed on his top lip which is why he has never shaved his mustache.

Mens ears never stop growing which is why old blokes have massive ears.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

The Baker Street story is a lie.
Holness actually played keyboard on one hit wonder Trio's hit "Da Da Da"
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Bob Monkhouse's daughter
sang the classic hit 'I Eat Cannibals'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)

It's incredible!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I don't care much for it, myself.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

classic

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)

He was also the first person to play James Bond
on a radio play
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)