No, you're supposed to say
"What's a Matterbaby?"

So I can say,
"Nothing, I'm fine, but thanks for asking."

_{Probably not worth the effort I put into it.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Definitely not.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I suspected not.
By the way, am I correct in remembering you had a date last weekend*? Dare I ask how it went?


*_{Possibly false memory syndrome, but my homemade grog really had knocked me for six by the end of the evening...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I did,
however I couldn't tell you whether I fucked it up by being too much of a cold fish or if she just wasn't interested and only invited me along to have someone to go with. Enquiries are ongoing.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Cold fish or massive insult goblin?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Cold fish.
I am crap with women, but not quite crap enough to spend the whole time trying to offend someone into letting me stick it in them.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I got LMGTFY'd enough times to just google it myself.
but made me smile.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)