New Zealand had an earthquake
and quite a bit of Christchurch was damaged.

Which is funny because the day before they had said that all aussies were gay benders who couldn't hold their drink.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bit irrelevant really
Seeing as they're both a bunch of rubbish flip-flop wearing pointless nations.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:31, Reply)

They call flip-flops "Thongs"
and a cooler is an "eski" and an Englishman is a "pommy-cunt"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Way to cheer up Poppet, our Aussie friend.
you pommy cunt.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

to be fair..
I can't hold my drink at all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Just put it down on a table between sips, then.
Or get a very long straw.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:49, Reply)

ohhhhhhhh god monty that was BAD.
/spangs
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I am sorry about that. I couldn't resist it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)

it made me grin though.
so thanks. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)