This is the most pain I've been in for years.
my liver aches. I'm tired, I can't get motivated and I really just want to have a little snooze.

None of this is going to happen. I'm determined to stay awake 'till 'bed time' and avoid alcohol for the rest of the week.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:02, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I bet you have had a drink by Wednesday

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

How, exactly, do you know me?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I stalk you
The other week I "accidentally" bumped into you to smell you and you mumbled sorry and went on your way
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Brilliant
I've always wanted a stalker

*Beams with pride!*

(Fears the reality is very different and you just assume, quite rightly, that I'm a weak-willed loser who will be back on the sauce by the middle of the week).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I'm too lazy to be a stalker
although you don't do much so it's quite easy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Fair enough.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)

If he hasn't had a drink by 7pm tonight
I'll be round to repossess his balls on behalf of the "would you just man the fuck up already" society.

And I'll take away his dogfucking licence.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Not the licence.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Incidentally
what the fuck is that photo in your profile about?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

What picture?
The one that suggests moistness?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

yeah, worked it out now.
Although I prefer to think of you sitting in the dark thinking wistfully of me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Oh, scratch that, it's Creee isn't it?
I wondered how I'd had such an effect on you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

It's great isn't it.
Certainly confused a number of people last week (myself included).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I wouldnt object
to some further clarity...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)

If I ever get remotely rock and roll of an evening then I have to spend the next day in bed.
Vomit and dizzy spells do not make for a productive working day.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)