am i missing something
what is the connection between the nose and the chainsaw??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I didn't want to tar all boys with big noses
so added the disclaimer.

In my experience boys with big noses and chainsaws are lovely, but you need to watch out for both.
I can't comment on singularly having chainsaws.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

my first boyfriend had a massive hooter
one particular evening we were in bed. it was almost dark and i was straddling him; leaned over to kiss him, and literally got a mouthful of conk. my choice was: (i) pretend that i think this is sexy; (ii) say sorry but your nose is big enough to create another entire human being so i might sit on that instead??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Oh god that's bad
Similar situation, due to being youthful and inexperienced I'd often get his nose in my eye.

My next boyfriend had a large nose, but more rounded than pointy. A very pretty nose. Shame the person it was attached to was PURE EVIL.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

An ex of mine once said I had 'the perfect nose'.

Not quite sure what to make of that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

for taking massive drugs
i would have thought she meant?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

If it really is my best asset
I have not looked after it well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

It's a compliment
I think the last couple of compliments I got were the standard "you have nice eyes" and "even though you've got fat, you can still be really pretty. Sometimes"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)