Poor girl
Such a bad mood so early. I'm sorry you're not having a good start.

I forgot to pick a spoon at home, so I couldn't have my breakfast on the train. I had it at work, but it's not the same.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Eating on public transport should be banned
I had to get up and swap seats because this cunt next to me was eating a bag of bacon wheat crunchies at a volume level more akin to open cast mining.

Then there was the lolfatty who produced a 4 pack of cakes and proceeded to inhale the fucking lot in about 6 minutes.

THEN there was the open mouthed Burger King Cunt, who's every mouthful of flesh sounded like someone mashing a bucket of liver with their feet. How I stopped myself from spitting in the their face, i'll never know.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I LOVE your posts, CJ.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)

There is more bile waiting to get out
However, I fear that if I let some out, then there will be an uncontrolled emission that may result in a fatal aneurysm.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I feel like that a lot.
I fear that if I really start venting, it'll be like that bloke on Brass Eye with 'the Gush'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

''Suddenly there's a look of panic on his face... like a sad face, freaky clown.. he couldn't stop.''

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

applauds the use of lolfatty

( zulu eh?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I hate eating in public, I'm so conscious of grossing other people out that I try and hide it
and then I look like a spack.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Well, I'm quite well mannered
and eating yogurt doesn't make noise. However, if we had to ban everything that upsets someone, we wouldn't be allowed to move.

Take a deep breath, and try to smile for a change. It's not as difficult as you think. I you can't, think of all the inconvenient, rude, disgusting and upseting things that you do every day, and how many nice people put on with them and let you live.

xx
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I think we should give the first part of your post a try, the rest of it is obviously nonsense

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)

X

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I bought a pasta snack meal a while ago
but it didn't have a little spoon with it so I had to go and buy a packet of 50 teaspoons.

I'm calm now, I've had a couple of coffees.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)

How ironic

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Alanis Morisette ironic?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Yes that was the joke.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Good, I'm glad.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

50 teaspoons!
I bet you'll never get to use all of them (I would imagine they're plastic)

I considered buying, but I would have missed the train, and I have a spoon at work (only because I forgot to take it home yesterday, and it needs a wash)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)

She will - she's a heroin addict.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I thought you had to use metal ones for that
But I'm a drug illiterate, so I might be wrong
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

yeah melted plastic spoon would really ruin the heroin.
Or give it a nice kick, I don't know.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I started sneaking them into Wiggy's belongings but he didn't notice a single one so I got bored.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Haha
You should try harder then. Maybe buy a 100 pack.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)