in all fairness
there is something else i am doing now. namely

WAITING FOR MY CUNTING TAXI WHERE IS THE USELESS INEPT TWAT ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DRIVE IT IS NOT EXACTLY ROCKET SCIENCE LEFT FOOT RIGHT FOOT TURN THE WHEEL A BIT FFS HURRY THE FUCK UP OR I SWEAR TO GOD HE WILL NEVER HAVE ANY CHILDREN BY THE TIME MY COLLEAGUE AND I HAVE FINISHED WITH HIM.

is what i am on hold to addison lee and just about to scream at them...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

He's driving at the same time as an extra 500 buses and 50,000 cars
chillax.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

how can i do that
i am stuck on my sofa already an hour late and no sign of the taxi and my colleague is screaming at me on the other phone because i booked it and everyone who lives on the sodding northern line, ie my boss and the senior on the team, have been there for hours....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

How do you know the people who you've got to get them to are even going to be there?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

the firm will accept service though and then she's off the hook

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I don't think she's got time for dinner.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

that's just what i keep telling you
every single time you beg me to go out with you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Has wormulus been gazzing you as well.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)

i don't kiss and tell
but at least some people DO BOTHER to gaz me OCCASIONALLY
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)

you're that girl who gazzed me aren't you?
Could you tell these nice people to stop picking on me please?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

oh yes
sorry about that, i was rather hammered and rather convinced you were bert, wasn't i?

sorry but they would never listen to a word i said...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)

it's alright, in your semi-sober state you were actually quite amusing

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)

hey now
i am very amusing.

this is rule one if you want to fit in around here. worship ME.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

kk

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Can I lick your new shoes please mistress

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)

good god man
i can't get them wet. do you have any idea how much they cost?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Someone get the Waaaaambulance.
We have a code red.
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)