i got made to do the readings from time to time
those long biblical names are a bitch when you are 9, i used to wake up in a cold sweat worrying about how to pronounce things like mesopotamia and phyrgia.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

especially if its from like the book of Deuteronomy
"and jebedia begat azrial begat delilah..."
( zulu eh?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)

nobody ever molested me though
maybe because i was/am a girl
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)

there is the other possibility
were a bit of a munter perhaps?

please don't flame me for eternity now
( zulu eh?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

NO
i was perfectly molestable, thank you very much.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)

"perfectly molestable" should be your sig

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

smooth

( zulu eh?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I never had to do readings, thank god.
I kind of miss church now. I enjoyed the singing and the ritual. Though my mum commented that all the standing up, sitting down and kneeling made her really hungry.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)

That's because your mum was used to putting stuff in her mouth when she knelt.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I miss it a bit too
it was kind of enforced quiet time. You tuned out the mass pretty much and could just sit there without any other distractions which is something I don't get much nowadays. Plus the queue for communion was effectively a conveyor belt of talent to ogle.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)