Morning Seahorse.
I reckon you'll fail the CRB.

I based this, not on fact, but on the theory that anyone who looks to Wenger for hope has got to be a bit of a fruit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I've already got two you gimp. You have to have a new one for each child you molest school you work at.

Arsene Wenger is a genius. Better than your caretaker homosexual.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I'm a caretaker homo?
Fair enough.

Do you really need a new CRB for each school? Is that just incase you decide to fuck a load of kids on the bus journey from one school to another?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Good spot Hawkeye
Yeah you do it's a pain in the ass especially if the place you're getting it for won't pay for it. Worth it though, the more experience you have the better it is for a job at the end. Plus you have picked up some sexy chat up lines for the kids.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

It's worse than that
you need new Disclosure to do different things - for instance, a work colleague of mine has Disclosure for running summer events in the Uni for 12-15 year olds but needed another to assist at her daughter's school as "it's not the same work environment"

Cos, y'know, the work environment is properly important for paedos. You need the right kind of woods and everything.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)

It's mental.
All joking aside, why would anyone bother to go our of their way to teach kids? Way too much paperwork - I can't imagine there are more kiddie-fiddlers in the world now than when I was a youngster?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

maybe that should be the new test
anyone who is willing to go through the 80,000 levels of checks is obviously a paedophile, anyone who says 'fuck this' at the third or fourth is obviously not an invested paedophile.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Woo-Hoo!
Thanks to the Kitty test I'm not a 'phile!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I did point out at some meeting about this
that all CRB checks and full disclosure proved was that you'd not been caught, so therefore you are a really GOOD paedophile. So, basically, we are streamlining and evolutionarily advancing the paedo gene.

That went down really well. 8 years in this place has broken me for the real world.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I don't even teach kids.
If I had my way I wouldn't teach at all. But I have disclosure just so I can do science festivals and media stuff with kids.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Serious answer
because I think I will be good at it. I hate seeing ten year olds walking around at 11pm drinking and smoking. If I can be a positive influence on someones first academic experience I will get job satisfaction.

In all likelihood though I imagine I will hate the cunts after 5 years.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

You misunderstand.
I just wonder why the powers that be make this career choice so paper-work heavy.

If you want to take a load of kids on some trip in the summer holidays, you need one of these checks, if you want to run a sports team, that's another check.

Too many checks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

That's pretty much my forte on here innit bruv.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Woah
I wouldn't put "Arsene Wenger Fan" on the CRB, for fuck's sake. All those terraces can't be wrong...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Exactly.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

you two racists can do one!
The man has single handedly made the French alright again!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Don't bend down, when Wengers around.....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Stop right fucking there.
I mean, I taunt the Wengerphile as much as the next gunner hater. But I do respect the man's (slightly deluded) commitment to beautiful football (pity he thinks putting the ball in the net is ugly, but hey, better for the rest of us).

But in no way shape or fucking form has he made the French "alright". That's bastarding blasphemy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)

His commitment is deluded so much as misguided
Beautiful football needs to be reinforced with physical dominance and we don't have that yet. I love France and the French all because of Arsene Wenger.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)