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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good luck with thatI have to have full Disclosure for certain things I do in my job. It takes about 15 weeks to process. Although I think a basic CRB check is pretty quick.
On the plus side, I now carry a card that states "this man is NOT a paedophile" which makes luring children into cars on the promise of puppies SO much easier.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:38,
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I've already got two so it should turn around really quickly.You got a card!!! I only got a shitty certificate. I want a card so I can display it like a police badge.
Bobby Seahorse
Certified NOT a paedo
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:40,
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It's cos I'm a STEM ambassador and a NOISEmaker, innit.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:41,
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yeah i only got a piece of paper to...is the card laminated?
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zulu eh?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:42,
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Hell yeahI'd never get their blood off otherwise.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:43,
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Am so jealous(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:45,
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A van is much better than a car - you can chain them to the inside wall & flog them immediately - no need to drive them to your lair(, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)
but there's no point in having a lair if no one's going to see it(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:50,
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