Howya Captain.
Get her one of the booby-milk expressing machines; but get one with the transparent connection so you can watch the nips expand and contract as the milk is sucked out. It is strangely erotic really funny.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

i read that
as "espresso machine". I now have a very odd mental image.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Haha, now I do too.
You OK, Kronus?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Not bad Montgomery
Not bad. Although I'm not going to look at the milk steamer in quite the same way, next timw I happen to be in Costas.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:05, Reply)

'time'

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:05, Reply)

'Bugger off'

( Kroney, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)

By definition 'Bugger' means to 'anally violate', so to bugger off is somewhat of a misnomer

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Yeah well Miss Nomer and whoever can lick my balls
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I really love this response.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)

OI DELETEY!
Put it back!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

The irony here is
It was a lick my balls comment kicked off my bad start with Darth.

(that ok Kitty?)
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

That's better.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)