I've had an idea where supermarkets, for an hour a day, everything is 10% more expensive.
Hopefully it'll weed out the chavs, grannies and family types.

I was in ASDA a few days ago for two hours, as I walked in, there was sick on the floor, it was still there when I left. Then my flatmates went when I got back, and it was still there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:16, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

that's Asda for you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:19, Reply)

1. Slip in vom
2. Sustain wussy injury
3. Sue for compo
4. Profit
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:19, Reply)

5. Self loathing.
6. Suicide.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)

How much would I get for breaking what?
I want pure figures here.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I suppose it depends on your occupation
I think rachelswipe could provide some hard numbers on this.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I perform brain surgery in rocketships.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

general damages and special damages
basically there is a formula for each body part, which gets updated yearly. it is horrifyingly low, an eye is the most valuable at about £60k per eye.

then you get additional damages on top for loss of earnings, pain and suffering etc etc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

They're having a deal on puddles of sick
you get extra clubcard points
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)

and double diced carrot

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I used to work at Asda on the customer services when I was a teen
If we needed cash for the weekend we would get someone (a mate) to come in spill bleach on their clothes saying the bottle lid was off and how dangerous it was and give them money for their clothing. Only did it three times in a year and worked everytime.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)