The closest we had
was Kitty being 'quite nice' to him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:42, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Was that when she asked what he did
And it turned out it was something really dull, so no-one really cared? She's a star, that Kitty.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:43, Reply)

get over it, sadcase

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Tedious Bert is Tedious

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:45, Reply)

repetitive althegeordie is repetitive

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:46, Reply)

Cat Hater is all but universally hated

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:46, Reply)

some people on talk seem to like me, and links, and even baord
it's only you lot that are so spasticated that you keep going on like a broken record.
Besides, isn't hate a pretty strong word to be throwing around, you lot dunarf get upset easily
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Speaking of broken records
I seem to recollect reading this same claim several times earlier on today.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:49, Reply)

shut up Bert

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:52, Reply)

Why don't you just admit you're Bert

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:50, Reply)

I have done more than once, but still the problem persists. Off Topic are a fastidious bunch

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:52, Reply)

So you are Bert?
I'm so confused. If you are actually Bert, why do you keep coming back?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:00, Reply)

The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Bummer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:01, Reply)

'I like this'
I have an image of a lonely exposer in a raincoat, dashing along a gravel path
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:05, Reply)

I'm not Bert, seriously. I don't think I've ever even seen this Bert you lot keep going on about
I started off as a parody of other trolls, some people liked it, others didn't, here though you lot have taken mmmmmmmnnnnnnnnngggggggh to a whole new level of extreme
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:02, Reply)

Shut up Bert
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:51, Reply)

an cockring?
Even I know that's wrong Bert.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:46, Reply)

I'm sold on the Bert thing. Got to admire his patience though
he must be itching for a big reveal.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Shut it Chompy

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:46, Reply)

alright POD
I've tried extra hard with my spelling and grammar this week.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:47, Reply)

Alright ex-Pires
Good on you. Although I prefer to see people trying extra hard at it all the time. Pedancy FTW.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Start as you mean to go on and what not.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:50, Reply)

Pedancy?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:52, Reply)

Evening Zed. What's new?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:53, Reply)

Not much Bobby
did you get your criminal background thingy straightened out?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:00, Reply)

Looks like it
I managed to get my counterpart driving licence out on recorded delivery tonight so fingers crossed. Had a date tonight took a lovely girl called Sam to watch Scott Pilgrim vs The World. I loved it she hated it we didn't click, she went home and I'm sat here talking to you smoking joints.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:08, Reply)

haha did you shout at her?
For not liking it?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)

nah I don't think she got it. I was in heaven so many little injokes
and nice touches. Shame though I quite liked her and pretty sure I fumbled it into touch. Well certain.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:24, Reply)

did she give you the awkward smile
and the 'perhaps we'll see each other some time' speech? Or did she just say 'lose my number' a la Kristine?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Nope we went for a drink after the flicks
and we just had nothing in common really. She was a really nice chatty girl but we kind of had nothing to talk about. Pretty much gonna have to stalk the shit out of TGB now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:32, Reply)

It's annoying when that happens
good luck with TGB
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:33, Reply)

she pretty much hates me
but I love a challenge.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:36, Reply)

Complement her cavernous vag
And she'll love you for it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:46, Reply)

Huh, I was sure that was a word
Any idea what word would be used instead?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:54, Reply)

Pedantry
/pedant
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:54, Reply)

I was hoping you'd appear and answer this
Google wasn't forthcoming with the answer.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:56, Reply)

I'm here to
help mock the afflicted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:58, Reply)

So many afflictions...

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:01, Reply)

...so little time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:08, Reply)

I've often wondered what the hell a psychiatrist would say
If I ever got sent to them. Hoping to avoid that one for, well, the rest of my life hopefully.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:11, Reply)

I'm sure they'd say to you
'you're very well-adjusted and are likely to conquer any obstacles in your way'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:35, Reply)

pedancy is an acceptable regional variation, much like normalcy in america

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:57, Reply)

Can't find a reference to it
but I won't argue about regional variations of the word 'pedantry'. That would be a new low.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:15, Reply)

I believe the correct term is 'pedantism'

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)

*sniggers in a bullying way*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:54, Reply)

*bullies in a niggardly way*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:57, Reply)

One of the funniest things I've seen
was a poor, literate American chap who was (I think) fired from his job for being 'racist' for using that word.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:00, Reply)

Ha!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)