that I am
I'm slowly going mad. How are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Not too bad
My days just now involve sitting about waiting to get called with the results of interviews. You getting on with productive things while you're over there, or putting it all off until term starts again in a few weeks?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:12, Reply)

Productive things?
I wish. I should have researched my thesis over the summer, and read the entire works of Cicero, as well as written an essay on gender. I have done none of that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:13, Reply)

I did think you had work to do
I do kind of approve of not doing the work though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)

What I need is
a close-to-death illness.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:21, Reply)

Or some drive and enthusiasm to do it
Or wicked sick typing skills.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)

My favourite site ever
is Write or Die. Every week it enabled me to churn out 2000 words, by setting me a typing range of 400 words in ten minutes. Pure shit, but by God I wrote it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Maybe that explains SpankyHanky and his mutton-chopped attempts at comedy prose.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)

It's good to just get practice of typing some times
It meant that when I was writing all my final reports, I was churning out about 2000 words an hour, and relaxing quite a lot.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)

exactly
I'd start off with three facts i.e.

1) Julius Caesar did lots of conquering
2) Julius Caesar is thought of as quite a nice chap
3) Julius Caesar liked to play both sides of the field

and turn it into an Oxford* essay

*may have not been Oxford-standard
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:31, Reply)

'That I am, that I am', don't you mean?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)

you're right
my comedy attempt at being Irish failed
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:32, Reply)