I did my nails once
Actually more than once. I like having nail polish.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

are you a girl?
I used to have so many colours of nail polish but now I don't have time to repaint them every day so I have plastic ones.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Yes.This is what I look like.


Although I forgot to paint my nails for that one. Blame the cheap plonk.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)

You are a much sexier tranny than AA

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I'm not sure whether to be offended or not...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Oh my word.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Is that the BP flower tatto'd to your chest?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

No. It's a big pink lotus flower.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

much better

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

It was actually supposed to be a big reddish purple flower
and the petals at the edges were supposed to be razorblades.
But.
I don't know if I got some duff ink supplies or what, but they faded like HELL, and now two years on it needs redoing.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

OH DEAR SWEET FUCKING JESUS IT BURNS MY EYES

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

HAHA! Result!

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Stop wanking into your eyes then

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)

With a hot piece of woman like that one in the picture, it's hard not to.
I'm surprised it didn't shoot straight through the ceiling.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)