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'It was fucking shit. I took loads of Doogies, then my cat left me and my ex was a cunt. Again, it was fucking shit.

The end'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:20, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You know what Monty
I think you are starting to mellow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)

You take that back.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

will there be pictures?
and bits I can colour in?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

You love it.
You angry little monkey.

I'll bet you get all angry and cross and dead worked up, but then someone you are angry with will smile and you start laughing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Perhaps a ghost writer may be required to flesh out the story.
It needs another 300 pages at least
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

ghost? flesh?
does not compute
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

*shit punnage*

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)

yeah, sorry

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Maybe I could just make the type REALLY BIG?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I find those large print books to be really unnerving
like the page is shouting at you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Perhaps turn it into a historical thriller
The legate Monticus gasped with unknown pleasure as Caius once again thurst his spam pilum into him.........
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

'Gaius', surely?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Nerp
Caius, but Gaius coz it's easier to pronounce (i fink)
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

It was a shit 'gay' joke, I'm sorry.
Gaius and Caius are both valid Roman names, I think?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Don't I look the cunt
/edit I'm not sure, I always thought it was Caius, but written Gaius for thick kids.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I'm pretty sure it's me, here.
Unless you'd care to share the blame?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I'm certainly winning at it today
I mean Bobby has alreay OMG put me on ignore. I wasn't even trying.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Another poster is streets ahead of you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Bert is Bert shocker

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)

There's also Cnaeus.
Imaginative bunch...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Caecilius would be proud of you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Not like Grumio, that fucking cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)

*spoiler alert*
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

talk about sad, sadcase

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

You're just jealous because you didn't get a mention

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)

is it really too much to ask? I've been flirting my best for days now

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)