Right would you rather go without B3ta for 2 weeks or your social networking site of choice?
Alt Q: Also what smells remind you of being a kid?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:55, 230 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Do you mean without?
If so, I couldn't go without b3ta, it keeps me sane when I'm working

Alt Q: Roast potatoes
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)

ye cheers.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)

I'd rather go without facebook
I don't use it very much

Alt Q: fallen autumn leaves
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)

no b3ta would mean i would have to work
no that wont do at all...

alt - smell of a bbq, makes me think of braais by the pool growing up
( zulu eh?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Ooof
You reminded me of one of my favourite youtube videos

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSFoPMADKnk
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)

thats really good
"that thin wors could use a turn"
( zulu eh?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)

the smell of coconut reminds me of the time I spent under a bed with a girl when I was about 5, her shampoo was coconut-y

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)

And that scent still filled the air when they buried her the next day.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Poor girl.
Dying from boredom at such a young age.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Again
that should be 'Poor girl, dying from boredom at such a young age.'

Your not very good at this english lark, are you sadcase?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I think I may join her in a minute.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Please do, sadcase.

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Positively Wildean.
Are you a sockpuppet for Kenneth Williams?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Ooooooh, Matron
are you the sockpoppet for people who are really shit at the internet and try to hide it by correcting other people's spelling?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

hey Mr you're on my thread now!
If I am correct I can ignore you and banish your drivel. If I'm incorrect you're still Bert being a cunt and life goes on.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

it must have been terrible for you when those accusations arose about you being a nonce, Bobbytheseahorse but you probabyl shouldn't be bringing it up online

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Accusations, surely you mean admission?
Would you like to have sex with me Bert?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Sure, lets do it

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Gaz me for my address
sweetcheeks
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)

If you ignore them it just means you won't see their posts
we can still see them.

I made that mistake when I put JMG on ignore and forgot about it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

why would you ignore the trolls?
They're the best thing about B3ta
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

you're a mong not a troll

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I never said I was

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

yes you have more than once
what are you a liar as well as a mong?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I know I have, repeatedly in fact
I jsut love being contrary, I was expecting a more vitriolic response, I'm enjoying this
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

What you are enjoying is someone humouring you
if you started again and weren't a tit you could still recover this.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I don't want to now, it got entertaining when Rory joined in
whose address is this BTW? Bobbytheseahorse jsut gazzed me it

DELETED
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)

That's my address
See you when you MTFU
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)

is it really? as in actually? You actually gave your address out on the internet?

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Yep come and see me Bert
we can play xbox, have a doob I'll take you to the flyer for a specialist cider. We can even go and see a Rovers game.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)

sounds very nice, but I can't tell if you're stupid enough to be serious?

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)

he is

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)

he's right you know

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)

that's really bad
I'm going to edit my post, I don't want people sending you faeces by post
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Come and play with me

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)

maybe I will, but please remember not to give your address out on the internet in future, that's just silly

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Not if I get sweet little things like you turning up at my door.
And I think you'll find you posted my address on the internet. I sent it in confidence to my new boyfriend.

That's you sweetie
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

so whose address was it?

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Mine

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

that's really, really stupid, don't do that again

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

You won't say that when you come over to play

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Rovers?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)

As in Roy of the

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)

yeah sorry my grandad was club dr for years
I feel an affiliation
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Calm down Jeff, I think he's referring to football.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

He's a city fan he should be my enemy

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

But instead, you love me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

more than yesterday but not as much as tomorrow

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Ah right, I thought it was an auto erotic response to the word Rover, given Jeff's predilection.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

That is why I sniggered at your comment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Sniggers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)

that's a shame.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

officelol

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Do you mean
"You're not very good..." or were you being ironic?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Every time one of you does this, I have a little party in my tum

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I think you'll find that's just wind.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

"Shaking your digestive tract like yeah."

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Hey Abs
It's just Bert having his daily masturbation session on OT so don't worry.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I'm really glad that BobbyTheSeaHorse isn't a convicted nonce

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Why? If I was convicted I could spoon your Dad at nights

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Oh, I'm not worried
I just found it funny. I like when people corrects me, and I find amusing the fact that I can correct some back. It's particularly good if they're being pricks, so this one was great.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

You fucking rock!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Well, thanks
You're very polite indeed.

I'm sorry I won't be able to meet you at the next Manchester bash.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I'm gonna goto a London one instead
much closer for me. And if I can tie it in with a trip to the Arsenal all the better.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Is that the one on the 22nd of October?
I could go, but that'd mean another weekend far from Manchester, which would make 7 on a row, and my laundry and shopping would be very badly affected by it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Don't know as thats my second week back at uni
I am just keeping my eyes peeled on the calendar to see if I can fit one in.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Thanks, I think
there's too much grammar nazi-ing and pendantism going on around here, I'll put is stop to it thoguh.

I'm the clsoest you're ever likely to get to meeting a real superhero
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)

You see?
I can think of a lot of nasty things to tell you now, following B3ta's ways, but I can't bring myself to be mean, so well, hi.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Hi
it's ok, you don't have to be mean, I'm not even mean myself, I mean I don't try to be mean, but people take the meaning of tmy posts the way I don't meant hem
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Poor ununderstood (?)
Oh, well, that's the magic of written language, isn't it? You have to be very clear if you want people to understand what you mean.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I try to be mean
but at best, I'm average
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)

haha! Mathslol

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)

This is the first thing you've written that's not been dog shit
and I should know
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I was trying to write the word 'mean' as many times as possible in one sentence

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)

You did pretty well
You had to use meant and that, but still ok.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)

No facebook
although I am addicted to Mafia Wars for some reason. Here is much more entertaining...

Alt Q: Plasticene
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Given that I haven't been on here for about 6 days and came back to find a torrent of abuse waiting for me...
Alt Q - Napalm *looks off into middle distance*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Napalm Darth?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)

That's superb

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Why thank you kindly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Hello!!
How are you doing?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Losing both this site and Facebook would make no difference to me at all.
Alt: Christmas trees or Rohypnol.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)

you would miss us you big grump

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Not as much as you might imagine
Or hope.

I could have two weeks on a beach somewhere without giving this site, or a status update a single thought.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:06, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=48cTUnUtzx4
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Which one of the many search results you've linked to should I be clicking on?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)

hang on!
edit, try again!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I like that song.
It makes me smile and gives me a warm glow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

You need a fucking big hug

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Gaymo.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Only for you hunky

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:19, Reply)

JeffTheDogFucker
Will dye his hair ginger in the next 30 minutes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Inappropriate office lol

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Sssh.
I'm doing my roots. I need to concentrate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Do you mind? I'm being all sad thinking about Billy McKenzie.
You'd be in right big trouble if Dr Tugnut was here.
(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Sorry.
I'll have a shower.
Then phone my brother up.
Within the hour, I'll smash another cup.

If I do all that, you can have your Billy McKenzie moment in peace.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)

It's deep and meaningful because it's true.
I have, at various stages of my life, done all of those three things.
(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I hope it helps you get over the tragic loss of Bill.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I always think of The Associates version and the fact that Billy McKenzie commited suicide.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Did not know that fact.
That's a bit creepy.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

oh that's true, I'll have to do without next week for a week
I'll be internet cafeing a couple of times though so I probably won't be able to resist swinging by to lord it over everyone.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Alt: heavily chlorinated swimming pools
I don't 'network', socially or otherwise, I'm afraid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Do you like that smell?
It reminds me of boarding school.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I'm not sure if it's a 'like' or 'dislike',
but it's hugely evocative. I found school to be almost unremittingly tedious from start to finish. My overriding memory is one of desperately willing the day to end. Over and over again, for fucking years.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

When did you quit being a teacher?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)

You should write your memoirs
I would upto £16.99 to read them
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I'd wait for the paperback version to come out.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Here's a free download:
'It was fucking shit. I took loads of Doogies, then my cat left me and my ex was a cunt. Again, it was fucking shit.

The end'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)

You know what Monty
I think you are starting to mellow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)

You take that back.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

will there be pictures?
and bits I can colour in?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

You love it.
You angry little monkey.

I'll bet you get all angry and cross and dead worked up, but then someone you are angry with will smile and you start laughing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Perhaps a ghost writer may be required to flesh out the story.
It needs another 300 pages at least
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

ghost? flesh?
does not compute
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

*shit punnage*

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)

yeah, sorry

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Maybe I could just make the type REALLY BIG?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I find those large print books to be really unnerving
like the page is shouting at you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Perhaps turn it into a historical thriller
The legate Monticus gasped with unknown pleasure as Caius once again thurst his spam pilum into him.........
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

'Gaius', surely?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Nerp
Caius, but Gaius coz it's easier to pronounce (i fink)
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

It was a shit 'gay' joke, I'm sorry.
Gaius and Caius are both valid Roman names, I think?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Don't I look the cunt
/edit I'm not sure, I always thought it was Caius, but written Gaius for thick kids.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I'm pretty sure it's me, here.
Unless you'd care to share the blame?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I'm certainly winning at it today
I mean Bobby has alreay OMG put me on ignore. I wasn't even trying.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Another poster is streets ahead of you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Bert is Bert shocker

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)

There's also Cnaeus.
Imaginative bunch...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Caecilius would be proud of you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Not like Grumio, that fucking cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)

*spoiler alert*
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

talk about sad, sadcase

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

You're just jealous because you didn't get a mention

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)

is it really too much to ask? I've been flirting my best for days now

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Escallonia rubra macrantha
it's a hedge plant and it has this smell in the summertime. There was a massive hedge of it on the way to the sweet-shop when I was on my holidays aged about 7.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Mothballs.
My nanas house reeked of them.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Not being on a social network site, the closest I get to one is probably this board
Alt Q: My gym teacher's semen
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)

happy memories of simpler days
when men were men, women were men, and gym teachers would pay you in sweeties
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)

My gym teacher was a woman
An evil woman.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)

What did her semen smell like?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Teen spirit?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Hahaha
She was so thirsty of power! Would make us do things that you wouldn't believe.

And she got married on a champagne, pink & purple wedding dress, and then got super fat.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Wouldn't believe, eh? Try me...
_{(I do not have my hand in my trousers in anticipation as I write this)}
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

No, you don't, that's true.
But you are typing with your penis, aren't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Hahaha

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I amaze even myself sometimes with the sheer flexibility and control I have over my member.
And other times cry myself to sleep over the same interminable flexibility.

Edit: And at least nobody questioned the claim that I was wearing trousers...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)

As a kid the smell of blood - from getting the absolute shit kicked out of me by my mother on a daily basis.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)

You should've cleaned your room then, like she asked

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Is that where your name comes from then?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Yes. Partly that and a tendency to get utterly shit faced on a regular basis

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Red Lifebuoy or coal tar soap
and Vosene
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)

My Dad
still buys coal tar soap. It stinks.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:19, Reply)

no actual coal-tar in it anymore

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)

so they've recreated the smell and added it?
Bastards
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

my mum uses Vosene on the dog
but I use herbal essences and I condition her and everything so the other dogs will think she's pretty.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Social networking
as I can't access it from work and I only log in there for a few minutes at night, anyway.

Alt Q: Bleach. My grandma used to clean everything with bleach (sometimes even us). I love the smell and reminds me of the sweet woman that she was with me (rather than the obsesive compulsive cleaner that she was for almost everybody else)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Good old "Granny Acid Bath"
she would sit me on her knee and say, "You'll never get clean, no-matter how hard you scrub YOU'LL NEVER GET CLEAN!!!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Ha!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Happy times...
it took a dozen armed police officers to finally bring her down
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Haha
Not even the GEOS would have stopped my grandma scrubbing us. She would have enjoyed you lot. She had a different tea towel for each bit of the kitchen (hands, pans, worktop, dry pans, oven...)

To have a shower, we had to go to the bath with tons of towels, all on different sizes and for each part of the boddy (hair, face, main body, "down there", feet, hands, underarms) That was a bit of a nightmare, but I copied a lot of things from her.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Did she ever leave the house?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Only to go to the church
To help the poor and the inmigrants to sort things out. And she sang in the mass as well. She'd go 2 weeks to her village and another 2 to Tenerife. That's about it.

She didn't sleep much, though.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)

social networking easily
I spend way more time in here.

Alt A: still crayons
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

that's interesting
it's sparkling crayons for me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

what are sparkling crayons?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

they are a joke

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Am I being a mong again?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

yes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

It took his mongaloid question for me to get it too
he asked this other day and I answered before it was so hastily deleted.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Oh, I'm laughing so much now
I understood it, but because of an old bad translation in a hotel, which is not very funny if you don't know Spanish:

Still water - Todavía agua (water yet/ still can be translated as still and yet)
Sparkling water - Agua chispeante (sparkling like little flames sparkling water; I always think of Harry Potter saying it and LOL)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I feel so incredibly retarded now can someone please explain it to me
Before my head pops
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I said still crayons
referring to the fact that I answered this the other day. Vipros read it as in still water and sparkling water.

DERP
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

that answers my question too :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)

ffs I need to cut down on the mary jane.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)

What happened to "Agua sin gas"?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)

They didn't have any left
But they had todavía agua instead, not a bad change, eh?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I don't understand what you have written

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I didn't get what you meant until Bobby questioned it too
And I was referring to the fact that I've already answered this question recently.

JESUS
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)

touchy again
have some more coffee
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

They don't understand you, eh Kitty
Forget the nasty men and come with the nice lady.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

b3ta, there's more pictures on facebook.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Either to be honest. I'm not really the addictive type
Alt Q: The sea. My mum's extended family all lived near Margate (I know, kill me now) and then I went to senior school just outside Margate. Actually the taste of oysters remind me exactly of searching rock pools as a kid.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I actually quite like margate.
I've only been there for about an hour though.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)

It used to be fun - tacky but fun
Now it's just sad. Everywhere has closed down and gone to a big out of town shopping centre. The only people who live there now are those who can't afford to go elsewhere. Apparently it's one of the most deprived towns in the UK - despite being in the 'rich' Southeast. The funfair was burnt down too.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Yeah I had a pack of matches when I went there for an hour.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Mine is the sea
and wet sails and rope mainly. I did a lot of sailing as young boy. We have a house in Ireland and I still sail when I can.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)

seaman.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

gay lol

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Does the smell of servants and inherited titles also remind you of childhood?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)

It's the smell of polo mallets
and the sound of birch hitting bottoms.
( Kroney, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

awesome
I'm planning to learn how to sail when I get back from Tenerife
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

It's really good fun
And can be a good work out if the wind gets up. Plus you're dicking about in water which is always fun. Plus you and Wiggy can do it together.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I think you'll find that we are going to sail to the Caribbean on a yacht called the Smug Croissant

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Won't it be really soggy when you get there?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)

called, not made of

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I know it was tenuous
but made me chuckle
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:07, Reply)

My father used to have a boat.
He nearly drowned my sister in it, once. How we 'lolled'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Since I recently deactivated my Facebook account
and I'm still on here, I guess that's the main question answered.

There's a shrub thing that flowers in spring that reminds me strongly of being a kid. Dark green leaves, bright pink flowers. It's the smell of the flowers that does it.
( Kroney, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Does it grow on stone walls?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

No, it's a floor-stander
I've seen them on their own and in hedges. Fucked if I can remember the name, though, and you try putting "shrub" into Google.
( Kroney, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)

probably get a load of Monty Python quotes

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

So I put "shrub" into Google
and immediately found it.

Flowering Currant
( Kroney, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Pretty
don't recognise it though
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I use both day to day except weekends
But seeing as I don't have a job and am free to do whatever the flying fuck I want I wouldn't be arsed if I couldn't use either this or Facebook for a couple weeks.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Probably Facebook.Though I reckon 2 weeks without me on here would be welcome for some :D
Alt Q: probably more of a taste, but honey sandwiches. Oh wow.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Oh man
I want some honey sandwiches now!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I had potato waffles for lunch
deeeelicious
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Random Fridge Salad TM
Coconut, chilli, green pepper, radish, carrot, green beans and sweetcorn. Quite nice actually!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)

White cheese in slices
and strawberry jam on brown bread. The best sandwich ever.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)

o_O

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Banana and Nutella
NYOMNYOMNYOMNYOMNYOMNYOMNYOM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)

That sounds not half bad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Coconut in salads
is my discovery of the week - 'tis lovely!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Chives in salad are lovely

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)

This is also true

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Mmm, salad.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Agreed
A good salad is a delight!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Greek salad FTW!
Although I ate so much of it in Kos that it will be a while before I have it again.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Not a big fan
Tomato and cucumber = meh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)

cucumber is fucking revolting

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

depends what you're putting it in

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

cucumber = green water

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I never had you down as a 'chive bunny'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I take it that means something filthy

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I hope it's just a shit pun.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Childhood? That's a looooooong way away.
However, the smell of stale cigarette smoke and wet worsted always reminds me of being on the bus when I was a nipper.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

That's an interesting alt. question
Battenburg cake/marzipan (used to love it), pipe smoke (my old latin teacher), sea air (holidays and just loving the sea in general), wet neoprene (windsurfing), hot asphalt (skateboarding), lavender (a crush gave me a sprig on a beautiful day when I was 14), meat roasting in the oven (every Sunday), Chanel Allure (another crush), Marlboro Reds/Chesterfields (first cigarettes), red wine (drank at mealtimes from very young), new magazines (Amiga Format, Melody Maker and Snowboard UK), an overheating Amiga 500 (Kickoff), Madelaine cakes (French exchanges, yes I know they were Proust's thing, never could read him though), unsealed ink cartridges (English essays), vinyl (saving up £15 to buy early Factory records stuff without owning a record player)

That was rather cathartic.
(Mr Big Stuff, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Glad I could help!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:25, Reply)