Hooray, the system works!
Congrats on your win, I can't beat that. I think the highlight of my workday has been picking out all the coloured paperclips from my paperclip dish and making a pretty chain out of them.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:00, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

i have just seen that lampito was clever enough to rhyme your name
i feel really dejected at my crapness now.

i ALWAYS do that. then when i need one in a hurry, like for court earlier, i only have a long useless chain that i can never get apart again.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:07, Reply)

If some paperwork passes my desk and it has a nice coloured paperclip on it
I swap it for a plain metal one MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAoh god why has my life come to this???

Oh well, whatever stops me shooting up the place...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:11, Reply)

this is a really sneaky and devious and low
albeit utterly pointless form of rebellion.

kind of like when i used graaaadually to sneak sugar into my then boyfriend and boss' tea every time he ordered me to make it. he was on 2 teaspoons a day, 6 times a day, and had no idea why he was gaining weight. heh heh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I once won a QOTW with my tale of upping the coffee strength on one of my co-workers
it's dropped off my profile now
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:20, Reply)

it is the petty victories
that are all the sweeter sometimes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I bought stripey ones the other day
it made my week. I steal and hoarde the tiny bulldog clips because they're so cute.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:17, Reply)

paperchase has ladybird pins
everything pinned to my board above my desk now has a ladybird on it.

edit - christ there is a lot of crap pinned to the board above my desk...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I had some black and yellow stripey ones
some bastard stole them, I bet they were actually USED!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:21, Reply)

and I thought accountancy was dull

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:09, Reply)

soooooo many accountants are exactly that
but teh colonel is not one of them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:12, Reply)

It's not exactly a rollercoaster ride of fun
but it's not the most boring job I have ever done (I think financial services admin wins that one).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:13, Reply)

anything that ends in "administrator"
has the potential to be a very dull person in my experience.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I knew I had to get out when I was sneaking paperwork home and burning it
not important stuff, but things like acknowledgement letters...I was supposed to send off an acknowledgement letter to confirm that I had received the acknowledgement letter and this in turn would cause me to receive an acknowledgement letter...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:24, Reply)

i think i would have burned myself
hang on. that is basically what i do every day. oh god.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)