Quite well, my dear chap, quite well.
Good to see you're on fine feckle today. Lovely to see Ms Badger too. Must say the weather's absolutely frightful this afternoon, though I hold out hope it may develop into a sizeable thunderstorm so that I can carry out observations of this new-fangled "electricity" that everybody's been talking about with such fervour.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:23, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Always lovely to you see you too Mister Crow
A customer brought me a massive bar of chocolate today for being totally lovely and helpful! Who would have thought
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:25, Reply)

How very decent of him
Not to sully the event, but I do hope he is a man of good character when it comes to women, and buying gifts for them. You can never be too careful.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)

How simply wonderful!
What a great joy to...no, hang on, this just isn't working.

It's fucking 'fettle', you monumental cretin.

Ahh, that's better.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I blame my housemate
for continuously using "feckle" in place of "fettle", in much the same way that he went through a phase of saying "By Jeeves!" instead of the more conventional "By Jove!"
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)

The best of all Ken Dodd/Bon Jovi tribute acts.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)

On fine feckle? FECKLE?
You disgust me.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I'll feckle you if you're not careful, sunshine
Feckle you right up the fettle.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I hate people who say bockle.
I had a guy on the phone from prison today who said "menckle health worker"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I hope you twatted him.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)

She's not after your job, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

:(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:41, Reply)

NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE - PLEASE!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I swear I hit you in the face though
or did I go for the arms or chest?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:43, Reply)

oh and
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post856939
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)

You should have aksed him to repeat himself.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)

IT'S FUCKING APPALLING.
'ON' fine 'feckle', as well.

HANG THE BOUNDER.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:35, Reply)

That's more like it old chap.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Quite so.
Order has been restored to the universe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)

If I may have any last words before my sentence is carried out...
It's spelt "BUMDER."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)