You're hardly a villian
Granted, I won't deny there have been times your posts on others stories have grated with me, but there have been some times when I've been laughing my head off at people getting angry at a single remark of yours.

Plus, in terms of useless trolls, Rory Lyon makes me laugh too much to be a troll. If he could get past variations of the words 'useless', 'dole/unemployed' and 'prick', he'd likely be far more successful at winding people up.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Rory
I'm going to call this person a useless dolescum prick, but only until you get here and reply, then I'll delete my post if you like.

Useless dolescum prick.
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:13, Reply)

me too Rory
Oh Rory, please notice me! Look, I'm being mean to this guy you had an argument with, look Rory, look! Rory! Rory! RORY!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I can't help it, he's my hero
I wouldn't be trolling right now if it wasn't for him, and I wasn't mean to failstaff because of that, he started on me a few times, so I took a leaf out of the master's book.
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I'M HERE TO THROW SHIT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:20, Reply)

WHO WANTS IT?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I know Falstaff is still here, coz he aint got no job
and he's too fat to leave the internet
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:22, Reply)

you should cut him some slack
he's got an internship now, that's like a job without the whole getting paid thing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:23, Reply)

WoW
RESPEC'
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Today 'Unpaid Teaboy'
Tomorrow 'Community Volunteer', as long as he gives up the daytime drinking from his massive £1100 a week dole cheque
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:30, Reply)

if that's genuinely how much he gets I'm going to retract my half-hearted whiteknighting
and ring the Daily Mail.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Srs
He was drunkenly boasting about it to the internet last week
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:32, Reply)

O
I didn't realise you actually had a serious point, this is remarkable
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:34, Reply)

I DEMAND LINKS

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:38, Reply)

I can't go into his profile
it makes my eyes piss blood
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Aye go on then, I'll bite. Fling thy shit at me.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:26, Reply)

oh me me me!
PLEASE! I bask in your, er, shit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:23, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post857248
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:28, Reply)

what's your point?
prick.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:32, Reply)

It's funny because pricks have a point.
I don't have a point, I was just saying that because you said you loved that guy and fancied that other guy and that
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Oh don't get me wrong, it's completely unrequited
so I'm not a slag, though not for want of trying.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:37, Reply)

I'm the bestower of Prickage round here
thank you very much
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:34, Reply)

prick meme

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:35, Reply)

and to think that people used to say that I'd never amount to anything
TAKE THAT YOU PRICKS !
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:39, Reply)

It's a prick-arious position.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:37, Reply)

ok can you call him a prick for me then please?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Gaz me some grot
and I'll consider it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:42, Reply)

I think Psychchomp has a collection of naked photos of me, looking surprised
I'll ask him to forward some.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Too late, I already called myself a prick.
Because I'm a prick like that.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:57, Reply)