there's a coffee shop that I like
but given that I've only been there twice, both times it was at random and from different directions I don't actually know where it is or what it is called.

By complete chance it was the first place I ended up the couple of times I've been there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:15, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

best travel guide ever.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I'm not convinced that the "Stoner's Vague Guide To..." will ever rival the" Rough Guide To ..." series in terms of volume of sales, but it's a welcome addition to the canon.

(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I'll have you know that I wasn't stoned when I arrived at the coffee shop either of the times I went there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:21, Reply)

But sufficiently so on leaving as to have no idea where you'd been.
Good Work.
(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:25, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)

There's a coffee shop which does all day fry ups.
That ones nice, I also have no idea what it's called.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

we should start our own version of Lonely Planet

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)

By travelling to various locations
but not leaving the hotel room, only to sob into the pillow
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Bitter tears of loneliness

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I like the sound of this guide
Ratings categories could include: Absorbancy of pillows; Number of points in room from which one might hang oneself; Whether the view allows you to watch normal people enjoying themselves, telling yourself that you have a detached superiority, whilst longing to be amonst them.
(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Snatchability of children from the pool area could be in a specialist interests section

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Snatchability - that's the beauty of gas.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)

In the first weeks of senior school, a group of girls sang that to/at me ( for reasons I wont go into) during Home Economics lessons.
This resulted in my face turning cherry tomato red.
(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

You guffed in a lesson, didn't you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Actually, no.
There's no embarrassment attached to the reason they were doing it. It was simply being thirteen and being so wholly unused to receiving attention from girls. It made me so acutely embarrassed that remembering it now, over thirty years later actually makes me feel embarrassed now.
(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Possibly Hunter's Bar.
Edit, though there are a lot of "English" bars catering to our sensibilities. Breakfasts, and cheap lager usually.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)