I don't really like lunch
if I stopped buying easy to eat food, I'd lose so much weight since I'd never bother enough to cook
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yep
Starvation is a good way to lose waight :) I think we talked about that alredy here, with AA and TGB
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)

tisn't
not eating slows your metabolism down, so that when you do eat your body stores the energy as fat, because it knows you won't eat again for a while. Plus it makes you tired and ANGRY.

/fattyblog
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

^this
if you want to lose weight just drink less booze and eat less crap. it's not hard.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

and exercise a little bit more, but I don't know if you're being intentionally harsh here
some people have slower metabolisms than others
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)

only a little bit
I was a lolfatty for years, and am now not so much.

while all my friends are gaining guts and losing hair, I'm getting thinner and am growing a massive shaggy mop of hair to taunt them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

It's a vicious circle though
Become thin and smug.
Eat lots of croissants.
Become fat; no more smug.
No more croissants.
Become thin and smug.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

it's tricky
but I'm coping
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

If the answer is to be smug and to eat croissants
then, from now on, that's the only thing I'm going to do. Right, where are the croissants, scum?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

The Cat Hater
missed irony completely.

I like my new diet, I lose weight and I'm happy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I only missed the irony because I'm not Fe -ling very well

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I suppose you'll get to know me
But I'll tell you because I've seen you doing it a couple of times now. I don't understand word games in English. They mean nothing to me. If I know the word, I'll pronounce it as I was told at school, no accents on it. If I don't I'll pronounce it like in Spanish. Therefore, they usually don't sound like anything else and, for your interest, they're not funny to me.

You're going to have to try harder if you want to amuse me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Ok, I'm taking notes just in case
'Fe' is the periodic table symbol for Iron though, just so you know
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Yes, I know that
Then I don't understan. You are not Iron -ling very well?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Before you come with the
Iron - Irony explanation, that I do understand, I want to note again, that I read that as Feling, which doesn't mean anything, or Ironling, which doesn't either. Now, I see what you wanted to do and I get the game, I just can't find it funny.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)

oh he crashed and burned
go Aber, go Aber!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Oh, no
You make me sound meaner than I am :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)

you sound really mean!

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Does "the running man"

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)

This deserves more credit!
golf claps!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

thanks, I'm beginning to think I'm too high brow for this place, my maths joke didn't go down very well yesterday either

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I approved

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

*makes more notes*

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)