my sister lives on a boat in Smacklesfield
but there's not much room.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Cool!
Really? I thought nobody really lived on boats.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Aye, she'll be just up the road from me
I know others who live there too
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I wouldn't want to live on one
but when I become a dragon I'll definitely have a yacht or two.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

You're going to have to explain me what a dragon is
Because I thought it was a joke, but you keep saying it, and it's scary now. You don't really think you can become a dragon, do you? With fire and wings and that. You probably won't want a yacht by then, either.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

oh sorry
there's a programme called Dragon's Den where people pitch their business ideas to four millionaires and try and persuade them to invest. Duncan Bannatyne is one of them, he became a millionaire around 30 from running his own business, he now has several businesses and is worth about £130 million. I intend to do that, so when I say I'm going to become a dragon I mean when I'm a millionairess.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Ok
But it was kind of cool to think I'd have a friend in the future who could fly and spit fire.

Can I visit you in your yatch?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

That's a bit forward isn't it?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

You have to think about your future, young man
Or it'll catch you with your bottom on the wind

(I think this sentence doesn't have the same power in English)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

yes definitely
I'm going to invest in b3ta when I'm a dragon so we can all have outings on my yacht.

I'll be able to afford surgery to make me fly and spit fire as well so maybe I will become a real dragon.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Fantastic!
I want to see that. Will you be fighting against villains in your dragon form? Or only against people who you don't like that much?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

mostly the latter
I wouldn't use my powers for the greater good, just for selfish and petty revenge.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I fear for Chompy, then

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I know two boat-dwellers

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

you know
bottom-dwellers. There's a difference
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I know a whole website full of bottom-feeders

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)

If you ever pay her a visit and fancy meeting for a pint, let me know
Yes, I'm aware it's likely this will never happen, but there's no harm in being polite.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:12, Reply)

oh it's ok, she's a hateful creature.
I jest, she's not that bad.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)