my mate and I came up with a cocktail
similar to a jaegerbomb, but with champage instead of red bull.

we call it the Paynemeister (or Painmeister if you prefer)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:41, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh my god that sounds amazing

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)

they'd run out of champage at the wedding by the time we thought of it
but I can iamgine the amazing taste, and how badly it would fuck you up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Jager fucks you up.
Champers fucks me up.

Last time I had jager I was in a home made yurt, with a passed out scientist in my lap, and it was warm.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I had it at a wedding on saturday
along with plenty of champers, beer, wine and vodka, and spliffs and cigars

cracking
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Champagne
gives you a nice rapid feeling of pissed-ness though. I've been seriously legless on champagne a couple of times, and it was quite entertaining.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I've seen someone get drunk
on two glasses of champage. It was quite funny
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)

At a posh barbeque once
I was sitting with some mates and had four glasses in a shortish time period, but felt OK. I then got up uttering the words "I'll just see how the barbeque's getting on", and promptly fell on my arse.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)

YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO TRY THIS DRINK, 'SLUGGER'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I'll stick to the Long Island Ice Tea then.
And maybe that gin and jager concoction I had at the Dirty Martini.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)

WATER AND DRY BREAD FOR YOU

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)

DON'T MAKE ME PUNCH YOU AGAIN

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:05, Reply)

that sounds horrible
and well worth a try.

Monty, there are lots of nice champagne cocktails, and you don't have to serve them in a standard champagne flute
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I must try this
I've got a mate's wedding coming up, perfect opportunity!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)

DO NOT DO THIS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)

What choice are you going to take Monty?
Which box behind which door?

Argument in favour of cocktails: unless you are well and truly in there and have some serious plans, cocktails are a better option than full on champagne
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Cocktail upon arrival to start (champagne & raspberry puree)
Straight champagne with starter
Sancerre with main
****opted out of dessert wine option****
Coffee, cognac
DOOGIE HOWSERS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Sounds nice
good choice of cocktail there
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:05, Reply)

are you intending to roger her?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I do hope so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)

good lad

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)

And why on earth not?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:53, Reply)

People may die.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Get her twatted on Carling and speed bombs.
A good night's frivolity always ensues.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)