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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It well made me laugh
and I think it's top of popular as well :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:05, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
it's the best insult I've seen in a while

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:07, Reply)
ugh don't encourage him on his first day back
*shakes fist at LAAK*

Oh LAAK is my name for lampito, applebite, amberl and kitty. You're all pretty interchangable in my mind. No offense like.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Your face is interchangable
You are Mrs Potatohead AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Oh man I'd love to have an interchangable face
I'd get a big steel spike and then ram it through your smug gurning face
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:09, Reply)
You should do it
It's the only chance of nailing me you'll ever have
*black woman finger clicks and head bobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:11, Reply)
This is cruel TGB
can't you tell me apart by my poledancing?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:12, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:13, Reply)
I honestly don't know if you are in the poledancing brigade or not
I hope you're not and you're being sarcastic because then I may upgrade you out of the pack
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:14, Reply)
I don't poledance haha
So do I get my upgrade?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:16, Reply)
You're on a provisional upgrade

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:28, Reply)
oi!
stop dissing my poledancing. I'll have you know it's very empowering.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:22, Reply)
stop dissing my vagina. I'll have you know it's very engulfing

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)
I heard that when you uncross your legs it's like a total eclipse.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)
That would make the best transformer ever
Shagmyarse Prime
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Lampito doesn't do that
*pointed silence*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:15, Reply)
All girls do that you just need to know the magic words

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Does this smell of chloroform to you?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:17, Reply)
I was thinking more along the lines of
please please please, I'll do anything, I'll buy you anything please please please.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:18, Reply)
"I'll buy you those shoes you always bang on about"?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:17, Reply)
here's a man that knows.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:18, Reply)
no no
that's what his girlfriend said to him
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Very nice shoes they are too

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Able to walk yet?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:26, Reply)
there's a breaking in joke here
but I'm off home so laters.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)
They haven't been delivered yet
The shop said they'd have to order in the "tranny sizes".
Oh, you weren't talking about the shoes...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Don't laugh at my 3 nevers.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I already have
remember?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)
I'm glad that was never on open board.
DON'T YOU DARE
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:34, Reply)
I promised I wouldn't
I'm a man of my word.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)
Special move
The FACE PUNCH
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:15, Reply)
nah it would need to involve the pole.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:17, Reply)
I can swing right around it and boot people in the face if that helps

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:22, Reply)
name it and it's your signature move.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:24, Reply)
it's called KITTY SMASH!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:28, Reply)
that's the one
you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:34, Reply)
I don't like you no matter your mood.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)
:(
I has a sad now
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:44, Reply)
lollerskates jk
You're alright, you *punches your arm*.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:45, Reply)
I managed to invent a pole move, it's called the Raptor Run
it involves running around the pole until I'm effectively spinning horizontally. It's not sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:35, Reply)
Beware.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:30, Reply)
*cringes*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)
You've had your allocation of punch

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Punchmaster has plenty of punch to go around!
Punchmaster!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:47, Reply)
I'm gonna interchange your face with my fist
you giant bevadged harridan!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:13, Reply)
One point for bevadged

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:15, Reply)
do I not get a point for taking what you said and adding 'your face'?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:23, Reply)
no
Only lab gets points for that.

oh LAB LAAAAB!
JAYKAY SAYS DANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Ok, so I just looked around the office
Everyone's busy, so did a little chairdance.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:28, Reply)
YAY
:D

I said the jaykay thing the other day and then realised you were the only one who would get it
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)
And you felt dirty for thinking about me, I know
I missed you too.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I'll have to cardance by myself next week :(

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:31, Reply)
Serves you right for going there Thursday
I can't take the Friday off, so will be leaving work at 3:30pm. I'll be car dancing, although it will feel lonely and sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)
I have thursday off too
I may go get my hair cut
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Do it.
I like that thing you did with it that one time.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:48, Reply)
You get to see my sexy boots too
(see how I am pretending you'll make it)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Woo and yay
Although I'm upset you didn't fall for my setup.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)
When I had ridiculous lesbian hair in edinburgh?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)
No, because I also prefer it when you hadn't straightened it and it was all curly and you sulked.
In my head, the exchange went
Me: I like that thing you did with it that one time.
You: What thing, what time?
Me: That one time you styled it.
*highfives all 'round*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)
OOOH INJOKES
fuck you both.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Fuck off to your injoke yacht, with your injoke lover then
YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)
Can I be the first to shout
CLIQUE! ?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:43, Reply)
shut up or I'll get the clique on you.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:45, Reply)
whatever LAK

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)
Shut it you, The Giant Bevadged

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)
that's neither a clique nor an in-joke
real feelings people. REAL FEELINGS
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)
They just don't understand our love do they?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:55, Reply)
I saw some cracking yachts on holiday
What are you after, traditional sailing boat, or sleek wave-slicing techno yacht?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)
oyster 66

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)
I'm amazed
Astonished, even, with the swiftness and precision of your reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)
I can actually sail
and have a reasonably wide knowledge of yachts

it serves no purpose other than to astonish the unsuspecting.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:02, Reply)
*doffs cap*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:03, Reply)
*reciprocates*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:07, Reply)
why would they?
they are all cold, soulless, loveless husks
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)
Poem for you
you do realise that thanks to TGB
confess your love for Kitty,
and for the price of one get three
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:16, Reply)
I don't understand your poem

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:17, Reply)
I'm going to put it at the bottom of the page
so it has actual linebreaks
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:23, Reply)
Well it's on there, so I'm preening
And yes, women do exactly as Vipros describes. The ones who do a slow release of crazy are the ones who managed to fully ensnare their victims. It's a lot like boiling a frog.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:07, Reply)
that is exactly it
I swear Mrs V was taller when we were getting together as well
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Ever heard of heels?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:10, Reply)
no
and anyway, she didn't wear heels. Doesn't much now either.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:10, Reply)
is that because you're secretly a pygmy?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:14, Reply)
yes
a 6'2" pygmy
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:15, Reply)
The rarest of the pygmies

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:24, Reply)

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