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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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hold up
Monty had sex with a female b3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:09, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Yes, he had sex with PyschoChomp

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:12, Reply)
that is beyond disturbing

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:12, Reply)
He's actually a very sensitive lover.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:13, Reply)
That is beyond disturbing.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:14, Reply)
YOU BASTARD!!!!1



*cries in the lavatories*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Answer the question Claire.
Does she or does she not own her own motorised transport?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:17, Reply)
How could you? He buys furniture from Ikea!

(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:16, Reply)
I still haven't figure out which
but I could have a good guess
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:13, Reply)
I'm working on a process of elimination
Actually I have a question Monty, your answer will help me with my enquiries.

Does your young lady have her own motorised transportation?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:15, Reply)
I know exactly who it is,
I'm not telling though, I'm just pointing out that monty isn't as secretive as he thinks.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:26, Reply)
I prefer 'gentlemanly'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)
well surely anyone who was at the bash knows who it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)
You should have seen how drunk most were.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:31, Reply)
well they'd have to be pretty drunk to go home with Monty.
How come you didn't pull then eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)
He attempted a hilarious rackjacking manouevre.
It backfired.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:34, Reply)
I keep telling you people
he did, he went back to Montys for poppers and fun.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Yep.
*whistles nonchalantly*
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)
No, they hid it really well.
I haven't the foggiest.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)
Who are you again?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)
The one who used to have hair.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)
It's fun knowing
but who cares? :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)
There were only a few people left that it could have been when I went home
So it was either Crow, Chompy or wookie. And I don't think wookie was that desperate.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)
You'd be surprised...

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)
Nah, I hadn't fucked up my date by then.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:35, Reply)
I went home with Crow.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:35, Reply)
I thought I did?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)
You went home on your bike, old chap.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)
I was a little worse for
wear. Mind you, the trip to Elephant was easier than I expected!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:41, Reply)
I think I'd have broken your back wheel...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

wheel doors in.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:41, Reply)
Well quite.
Poor chap had a very lucky escape in that respect...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)
I don't think you'll get it

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:15, Reply)
the only question we need to know
the answer to is, is she on /offtopic?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Female B3tans
are distinguished fromt he males by having slightly more shapely boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:13, Reply)

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