try using your finger tips instead
she'll prefer that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:14, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You prefer the whole forearm
you and TGB have a lot in common.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I hate you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I can't wait to see you in October
I'm going to fill my pants with styrofoam packing for when you kick me.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I'm going to kick you in the head

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I think that's already pretty padded

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)

excuse me
there are 6 year old nuns with slacker chuffs than me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:19, Reply)

that's catholicism for you.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Use crisp and dry as massage oil
and then you can grill her for information afterwards.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:16, Reply)

oh this was bad.
this was soooo bad.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Heh.

(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:19, Reply)

hey rach
if I receive an unsolicited text from a debt management company and I text back telling them go fuck themselves am I likely to get in trouble?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Only if they seek compensation for injuries caused whilst trying to fuck themselves at your instruction.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)

haha
shit I should have been more cautious with my wording. I also called them parasites, so I suppose that's libellous.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

You'll just have to put together a convincing argument
in which you claim that "parasite" was used as an analogy for the manner in which they suck the "blood" from the helpless, struggling "hosts" that are civilisation and decency.

You should be in luck though, because most of the people who end up on juries are those who couldn't find a good excuse because they'd only have spent the week watching Jeremy Kyle in their pyjamas, and probably owe considerable sums to debt management companies themselves.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)

wait a minute, you're not RSwipe or Internet Lawyer Man
Why am I taking advice from you?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Because you are a fool.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:47, Reply)

that's libel.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Only if you win the case
If I win, you're legally a fool. Play your cards very carefully.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:01, Reply)