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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Just slap your old chap down on the table and yell:
"THE BIRDS GO MAD FOR CAPTAIN MONTY'S SPECIAL SAUCE!"

If she looks confused, just tell her it's the starter, and it's jelly for afters.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
And then point out that by "Afters" you actually mean, her bottom



and by "Jelly" you mean your penis.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Smooth.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)
Only if you use jelly as lube

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)
What if 'she don't use jelly'...
...on her Flaming Lips?
*gets coat*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:47, Reply)
This is good stuff lads, keep it coming
*writes feverishly*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:43, Reply)

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