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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I would give you some advice
but I seem to have lost the stamp on which I wrote everything I know about women and the art of seduction.

Good luck anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Postage stamp sex advice?
You gotta lick it before you stick it.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)
I aint licking the head of an old queen!

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)
this is a terrible lie

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:41, Reply)
I was young and needed the money.
I'm off to Sweden tomorrow, WOO! (then back on Monday, boo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:44, Reply)
that's not what I've heard

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)
I really wish I hadn't written that book,
"Old Queens wot i've licked" by Colonel_Dracula
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)
Well I wish I hadn't bought it.
£8.99 of PURE FILTH.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Volume 2 is even worse.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:51, Reply)
Uh. The pop-up one? Tell me about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)
I was a particular fan
of the Magic Eye edition.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:01, Reply)
The Marquis de Sade would sick a rainbow over some of it
The city of Sodom would ban its publication
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:55, Reply)
the city of Gomarah, though
they are some dirty bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:17, Reply)

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