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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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All that complaining and moaning
A friend was due to give birth yesterday, and has been moaning for a couple of weeks now about why hasn't the baby come yet? Apparently my answer of "well she isn't due for a bit yet" wasn't acceptable to either her or her sister.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Offer to let her suck you off.
Apparently ingesting prostaglandins does wonders for kick-starting labour.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)
No
Really just no, for so many reasons.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:35, Reply)

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