virgin, bald
would you like to meet my sister?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Not really, thanks all the same.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I would, haven't seen her in a long time for obvious reasons
I'll probably never see her or my other two half sisters again, probably for the best though
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

that's actually made me feel sad, I'm sad now

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I thought you weren't actually allowed to see them again
what with being on the sex offenders register and all.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I was on it for 2 years, it was only a caution
I'm leaving them alone out of what little decency I have left. I know that the one I slept with might understand, and the youngest would probably want to see me and my little 'un again, but it's best for everyone if we don't.
The eldest and their mum quite rightly hate the bones of me too, so you know.
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)

So do I.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)

that's a bit strong, monty
as far as I'm aware you have no reason to actually hate me
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Oh yes he has.
You insufferably common little oik.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Are you fucking serious?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)

yeah, what did I ever do to upset you Mister?

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)