I've looked at the list of beers available at the beer festival.
'Cause that's what I'm doing this weekend, if you were wondering.
(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:38, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Which one?
Chappel in Essex, perchance?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

No, right here in Sunny Hull.
It'll be my first chancre to brandish my Camra membership card in public. I expect that there'll be women queing up to faint at the prospect.
(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Mine's lapsed....
...I'm not going to Chappell this year, but the only female I recall being impressed with my CAMRA membership there was four feet nine and had no front teeth.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Heh.
But the last monthly newsletter they sent out ..had a photo of two very attractive girls at the Earls Court Beer Festival and a report on how young women are becoming increasingly interested in ales.
They wouldn't lie to me would they? I'm expecting a host of young starlets to be present.
(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

It's a win-win
Even if no pretty ladies turn up, you can still stay for a few beers.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Sensible, positive, well-balanced...
I'm not sure that the internet is the right place for you.
(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)

...And now we're living together!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:54, Reply)

One day I'll meet a girl like that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 16:26, Reply)

The Chappel one in Essex is awsome.

(Errorist, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I've missed the last two years due to work commitments
:-(
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 10 Sep 2010, 16:12, Reply)