bert WILL be back

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:44, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

We can but hope

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)

He said I was his hero
= ((
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)

** There there **

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:47, Reply)

Don't I look the cunt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:49, Reply)

you remind me more of rathen
than bert.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:51, Reply)

Bert was mental
Rathen is a bit gay and wouldn't bother with offtopic; so who does that make me ?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)

Rory?
We've never spoken before. I'm not really called Jeff. Neither do I fuck dogs in real life.

Hello.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:57, Reply)

= ( You've ruined everything, this is how I saw you
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1309614/Feeling-husky-Gavin-Rugby-star-Henson-strips-raise-awareness-male-cancer.html
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:01, Reply)

That is EXACTLY what I'm like
Only I'm not Welsh.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:06, Reply)

*swoons*
You're a dreamboat, I wish I was a dog
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:10, Reply)

He has had one of his back up accounts banned

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:46, Reply)

He said to Vipros he had 5 more

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:48, Reply)

being a noob you may not know this.... bert had a tendancy to lie

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)

I think you've mentioned that already. Bitch.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:51, Reply)

is it not repeatoday?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)

is it not repeatoday?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:54, Reply)

Really?!!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:51, Reply)

do we know "who" that was?
i was looking at my gaz exchange with "the cat hater" from when i was ratarsed on here last week. weird. i keep saying "i know you are bert" until he convinces me otherwise by references to utterly fictitious wives and nephews.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)

I genuinely didn't think it was Bert
seeing as he started off on /links. It was clever.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)

like i said...
he'll be back!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:54, Reply)

DRAMATIC PRARIE DOG MUSIC

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:55, Reply)

He has indeed.
Mind, if he hadn't changed it from *whatever it was* to Bret Mong Keys Eggs, simply in order to have the last word, nobody would have noticed it was him.

I liked him, I really did. I just wish he didn't feel the need to be a total arse to so many people.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)

Always.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:46, Reply)