My father poisoned my family's food
but made sure he only ate it, so my mum could find some other guy to take care of her and make her happy.

I also had to ride a bike through a museum and Michael Cera was there too.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

What, so he poisoned everyones food, then shouted "Don't eat it! It's poisonous!"
before munching down a plateful to demonstrate?

Are you scared of Michael Cera?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

She likes to defrost her mars bars
to thoughts of him
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I've no idea really what happened
Just that it's stuck with me, and I woke up distressed.

It was sexy Michael Cera. Which is slightly alarming.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

no such thing
I'm afraid to say
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

LIES

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

he really isn't sexy is he?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I wasn't sure if there was anything you could do to make me say this,
but you have gone wrong.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

gone?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Exactly. From the baseline Lampito, already about as wrong as a person can be, she's gotten worse.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

At the weekend CHCB introduced the phrase "The Lampito of ..." to describe her sister during her wayward youth.
I thought it was a very good phrase.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)

:( I'm not that much of a slag. Or an alcoholic, or user of MASSIVE DRUGS.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Look here you sozzled tart,
if I wanted realistic portrayals of people I would be meeting them in real life instead of discussing them on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Oh fuck off you 17th Century mustachio'd terrible cunt

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

17th Century mustachio'd gigantic lolfatty


(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

BUT LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE
Yeah, sorry, any sanity I had has gone.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)