what's porn star material anyway

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:20, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The ability to either give, or take
Heroic quantities of cock.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Imagine Lampito, right, but with a massive cock up her arse.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:21, Reply)

what next?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:25, Reply)

He takes it out, gives it a quick rinse in gin
And slips it twixt her dirty pillows.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:28, Reply)

was she wearing knee socks?
tell me she was wearing knee socks
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)

She'd just had a perm as well

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Is she into her overdraft that month? I don't like porn where the porn stars are into their over draft, unless there has been an unexpected bill that month.
What brand of washing up powder does she use? I like Fairy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I heard she uses Persil
but over the winter when moneys a bit tight she uses tesco own brand until she gets the winter fuel payment through.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)

COR BLIMEY !
Personally, I'm only interested if they get a free bus pass, under 16 or over 65.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:44, Reply)

way to ruin it :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)

My naturally curly hair is no longer
I blame bleach.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)

stop bleaching your hair!
gawd, woman
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:41, Reply)

It's a nice dark brown now

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I realllllllllly wanted red hair but would've had to bleach my hair
so I decided to go with black

I quite like it, makes my eyes look ice blue
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I blame all that anal porn

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)

My curls were buggered out of me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I think this has happened to me to.
We should warn people.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I thought for a moment you were talking about "curling out a shit".
=/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

This is one thing I've never understood in porn
when the guy is poking her bum and then she happily puts it in her mouth, there's got to be at the very least a particularly foul taste, let alone the hygiene issues.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I think they undertake rigurous cleansing
if that sort of thing is on the agenda
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Rigorous douching/enemas are practised
But I agree, A2M is not appealing to me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Is it better or worst to have your own poo in your mouth, or your partner's poo ?
Is poo worst than wee?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Your partner's
Yes
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Better or worst to have your partners?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:43, Reply)

cannot understand why scat would turn any one on. Bluuurrrggghhhh

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:45, Reply)

what about tranny porn?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:55, Reply)

That doesn't do anything for me either but it's not as bad as scat.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)

i quite like it lol

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Able to take a lot of cock and look like you're enjoying it
I don't have a very good relationship with sex.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:23, Reply)

As in you don't enjoy it?
Or that you don't get enough to form an opinion?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I only really enjoy it when I like the person
So, rarely.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I have said this before, no doubt I will have to say it again:
STOP HAVING SEX WITH PEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I am doing that, now.
Hence I've not had sex in a while.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)

what if you're just indifferent to them?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)

there's still no point unless you are going to enjoy it
if you enjoy fucking people you don't like then by all means, go ahead, but if not then it seems a bit silly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Something whipeable, like leather or PVC.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:28, Reply)