I know eating uncooked fish probably isn't hygienic.
But seriously, what's the difference, in hygiene terms, between eating something out of someone's fanny and giving them head?
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm only joking on the hygeen part.
Think about it, actually doing it, the rice would get everywhere and the pieces would fall apart. I can't imagine she would get anything out of it, they'd be to much teeth involved, unless maybe you use the fanny as a soy'n'wassabi dipping pot, I suppose that might work, she would have to possition herself so it doesn't spill over the lovely new egyption cotton, soy is a bitch to get out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I'm not sure filling someone's clunge with wasabi is likely to get you into their good books...

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:34, Reply)

That would fucking HURT
And that's speaking as a veteran of the anal-porn industry
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Donno, you heard about the victorian act of 'figging' with ginger?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)

wasn't that used to give a bit of life to otherwise decrepit livestock?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)

People still do it now,
apparently.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

you'd know
being in the industry and all
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I thought victorian head masters did it to school boys to 'teach them a lesson'.
I've always been tempted to see if it really does hurt that much, or if it's a good kind of hurt or bad one, I got some pickled ginger in the cupboard, I might give it a try after hollyoaks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Doesn't your arse/bowels
always hurt anyway?
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Not always, but a lot of the time.
nyom nyom nyom, morphine.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)

you're not necessarily swallowing stuff when administering cunnilingus

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)