have you got a wedding invite?
there's a woman who can sew a replica of the wedding invite onto cushions. i got my friend two cream raw silk cushions with the wedding invite on one and order of service on the other. she cried.

then her husband saw them. and he cried.

i told her to divorce him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:17, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not yet.

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Had to be raw silk
daaahling.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

well yeah
anything else would be too slippery to lie on in bed.

you couldn't put the cushions anywhere else but in the bedroom. they would look pretty wanky in the lounge.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

:(
Post fail
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

she should divorce him
any man who thinks that is a good gift needs a kick in the nuts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

In my head you said this in a Mr. T voice ...
then threw a Snickers at the screen
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)

that's right fool

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)