Not bad, no
Now, go to Tenerife and practise.

They do red mojo too, one sweet one and one very, very cheeky. I'm sure you'll love it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Cheeky! Brilliant.
Spicy?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Yes, very
I can't eat it, but then, I don't like hot food. Mark loves it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)

No, I won't go to Tenerife, Kitty's flying there today.
Besides, Fuerteventura's my favourite Canary Island.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Mmmmm...
Tenerife is very cool, if you avoid the guiris.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)

As I said, Kitty's going there, she's as guiri as they come
White knotted handkerchief, Union Flag towel, lobster red skin, constantly drinking Stella and shouting "Oi, Juan, Egg and chips naaaaah!".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Will she be doing all that, you think?
She said she's trying to convince her boyfriend to do more exciting stuff.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Yep, absolutely
By 'more exciting' she means 'go into one of dem Spanish bars to watch the footy', and 'maybe 'ave a donkey ride while wearing a sombrero and drinkin' Corona and Tequila'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Hahaha
I can't imagine her doing that. I gave her a fantastic list of things to do in Tenerife, so she better does some of them and doesn't go to watch the footy :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)

To be fair
I'm being massively nasty about her and despoiling her good(?) character. I'm sure she knows the difference between Spain and Mexico.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I wouldn't be so sure

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)