Hatchet is always good...
What the fuck is this Urban Tiger place then? I've never even heard of it... Sounds like a chav bar.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

it's a Gentleman's Club
Just on that big main road-y bit with the fountains in the middle.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)

fountains?
you mean the triangle - by Habitat at the bottom of whiteladies road?
( zulu eh?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Concrete and metal things in a pool spouting water
In front of the theatre, just as you head towards the waterside.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Or 'the centre' as everyone else calls it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Well if you're going to get all technical about it...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Sorry.
As you were.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Oh, the dancing fountains in the Centre

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

oh the peeing things?
why didnt you say so!

"Gentlemans" club - at the waterfront? I doubt that...
( zulu eh?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Walk down the centre
It's on your left, tiger striped front.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

next to the theatre?
there is a chippy there who do the worlds best chips and gravy
( zulu eh?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Other side of the road
Wish I'd known that, all those take-aways were rammed, so walked to one near the hostel, where I had a sub-bar kebab meat and chips. The chili sauce was watery.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

DURTY LAPDANCING
ye filthy hoors!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Hey!
I only went because the Stag Party insisted, and I had a dance bought for me. It meant I've crossed one thing off my "50 things to do before I'm eaten by bears" list though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Ha ha!!
I was in there last night too!! I just didn't know what it was called!!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Yeah?
I'm in love with Carmen and we're going to get married.
I did have a great chat with Pinky though, nice lass.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

You got names?
I just got a bit of lip from one of the bouncers.

In a manner of speaking.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I did, because I asked them
I'm a gentleman after all.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

carmen
is her stage name. Her real name is Norman...
( zulu eh?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Norman has an amazing pair of boobs
And an inverted penis.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

lol
well cant say fairer than that
( zulu eh?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)

He rubbed his boobs in my face
I'm in love.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)