Can we talk about something else?
Can you all write a covering letter for me please, I want to say:

Hey I don't really know what this job is about but it sounds like a piece of piss and you're going to pay me very well I assume so hit me up with an interview.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:25, 22 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

oh and look Milton Keynes came bottom in a survey.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-11295300
There's a first time for everything.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I'm peckish !
I forgot about lunch, I was to busy being awesome, sad times.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

sorry, I'm having a coffee

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

"My name's Coffee, like the drink. Dark and Strong."

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

"Dem be Angels. Dem be angels before me."

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

HOW DO YOU DRINK YOUR COFFEE?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

With the same trunk she uses to type

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Fertilised.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Strong, black and often.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Hey I want this job
I drew you a picture of me and what I imagine you to look like having a picnic. I know the likeness is uncanny! Some say I am pyshic however that is just nonsence! I of course have high powered binoculars and have been stalking you for the last week.

I also attach some of my hair
Love
Chompy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

my your
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

This might be useful:
i-resign.com/uk/jobseekers/howtowriteacoverletter.asp

Good luck!
(bill, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Is it me, or is everyone looking for a new job?
I know I am, for one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

OH MY GOD LOLZ ME TOO

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Maybe me and you could go into buisnes together?
I think we need an investment of £10m, they can have 100% of the buisnes for that, I won't need a job if I had that sort of cash.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Dear Dragons, I am here to present to you a buisnes opertunity that would guarntie a doubling of your portfolio by the time the year is done.
You see, every day I get an email from verious nigerian digantorys wanting to transfer money into the UK. For your investment, I shall open up bank accounts and allow these dignatorys to use the account to transfer the money. They have all offered me between £1-50m for each time this service is used. I estimate an income of £100m a day at the current rate.

Thank you very much for listening and I look forward to awnsering any queries you may have.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Maybe I should be in charge of writing down our proposal

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Maybe it would be for the best.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I want one of the dragons one day to go
If you punch Duncan in the face, I'm in. Or dance like a monkey for me and I'll give you 50%.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

This new company, do they have a Bristol branch that they could transfer you to?
I've heard it's really good there.
(Cave Duck, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

No they're Notting Hill based
so I plan to spend a lot of time clumsily wandering round with orange juice hoping to cover an A-Lister with juice.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Here's
Something from my uni website that I use when I need to write one:

http://www.hw.ac.uk/careers/cover_letter.php
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 18:16, Reply)