The day after a London bash, year or two ago
I was walking with TGB, Lusty and BK down the south bank, when we passed a couple and overheard the woman use the phrase "That was a lovely sausage fest".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Are you sure that wasn't just TGB herself?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Are you implying that,
Not only does TGB have a penis, but she has multiple penii, enough to warrant being a one-person sausage fest?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

she keeps them in a bandolier

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

a bandolier her massive vag
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Nope, just that she requires a good sausage fest now and then
To invade the nooks and crannies of her massive vag.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Oh sadface
I had a shit night yesterday as I had a massive fight with my mum and now I'm at work and now you're being meant to me on the internet.

If you're not careful I'm going to go all emo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

*There there*
Are you feeling brighter today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I'm not being mean
AA is. White Russians and hugs on Friday?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Tis only fair, I got called emo yesterday when I "bared my soul", or however that emo bollocks lot would put it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I'm pretty sure by me....

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Yep!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Did you punch her in the face?
Or give her a taste of the peoples elbow?

It's not a proper fight if neither of those things happened.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

She's freakishly strong
I would lose that fight
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Why not be honest and say...
'Was it you and your mum who auditioned for the X Factor and had a fight on the stage'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Have you seen the topless pics of her yet?
Ugh ugh ugh
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I tried google imaging kittens in morris marinas to help.
but all I got was this

and also an old man in leather pants dressed as some kind of porn elf, so I hope you appreciate the damage to my fucking mind this has done. A pint of mindbleach please, barkeep.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I don't like cats
I do like the idea of you being mentally scared
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Imagine some Wei puppies?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)

AWWW
they have big blue eyes as puppies!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I could raise you from that to my old staffie sat in the passenger seat of my MG?

although she did always try and jump out and bite people when the hood was down. Police, mostly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Well that sounds like it's lifted your spirits slightly.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I know. I was trying to create a juxtaposition of love and hate in your cold, cold heart.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

:p

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)

*glomps*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)