people who speed up when you overtake them are morons

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It pisses me off when some cunt is dawdling in the fast lane and you flash your lights for them to fuck off out of the way and die horribly
and they speed up and swear at you. If you're capable of speeding up then FUCKING CONCENTRATE ON DRIVING AND DRIVE THAT FAST BEFOREHAND!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

me and lab like doing laps of people sitting in the middle lane of the motorway
He is also really good and pointing and evil glaring at people in the middle lane as we go past.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)

TGB in complimenting Lab shocker!
I feel it is the front passenger's sacred duty to point and glare at middle lane hogs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I do actually like you
But don't tell anyone
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

This is the problem as I drive alone mostly
and mrs al hates it when I'm rude to people when she's driving. Can one of you come and be my driving buddy?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Em hates it
when I express to other drivers that I think they've made an error in judgement.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Mrs V gets right into the spirit of it
which is nice.

Means I can shout and honk away
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I get told off
Even for something minor like my Rage Arms (adopt angry face, raise one or both arms up into 'V's, as if silently asking "What the fuck was that?!").
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I sometime get told off for looking at people
as we drive past, not even mouthing "wanker" or "cunt" or anything. Just looking.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Does your wife drive?
Em doesn't, so she doesn't get how infuriating some cunty drivers are.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)

She does
but she hates any sort of confrontation.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I don't like confrontation
But I do like pointing out the failings of others, especially if they're inconveniencing me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)

your secret's safe with me

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I like doing that
it's also funny when they aren't paying attention and you sneak up behind them and blow the horn.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

way to cause a pile up there V!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

to be honest
I've only ever done precisely what I described on that short stretch of motorway between the M5 north, and the M4 onto the Severn Bridge

and if some twat is driving in the middle lane and not paying attention, I feel it is my duty to wake them, and if they crash it's their fault not mine
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I agree just don't think honking on the motorway is a good idea.
Flashing people (with your lights) is fine.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I don't think driving in an oblivious manner
on the fastest roads in the country is a good idea. If you're so stupid that you can't pay attention to what speed your doing and what lane you're in, you're unlikely to notice flashing lights in your mirror either.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

^this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I wonder if you actually believe all the things you write. Of course you're going to notice flashing lights in your mirror
regardless of how intelligent somebody is and regardless of what road.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

If you aren't concentrating to the point that your speedo is a random blur and you have no idea that there is an empty gap in the lane next to you
then you aren't going to notice flashing lights. I'm not just conjecturing here, I have flashed my lights repeatedly at people, and when I finally give up and overtake they haven't even noticed me there, they are either hunched over the wheel or chatting to their friend.

edit - also I like to "write" things that are "right"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Or just ignoring the tosser in the car behind.
Cheers for that, 1-1 now eh.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I've been in situations where they haven't noticed
you do get some really oblivious drivers out there.

I've seen people oblivious to ambulances and police cars with sirens and lights flashing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Honking?
Honky.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Oh I hope you die in Wales

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Why get upset with the internet Al?
Actually ignore that, carry on as you were.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

That wasn't upset, that was resigned detachment.
I got upset when talking about other drivers.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Yeah I saw, sounds like you were 100% in the right and correct on all points as usual so kudos.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Or start from the inside lane
go all the way to the outside to overtake them, and pull straight back into the inside, making sure that you never get more than five feet from the front or back of their car during the move.

That usually fucking wakes them up.

It's particularly bad up here, a lot of people seem to think the middle lane IS the lane your supposed to be in.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

that's a favourite manouevre of mine too
Devon isn't too bad for middle lane hogs really, and as soon as you enter the county everyone speeds up anyway, so it's less of a problem.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

That;s what me and lab do
stop copying us. I know we're cool but sheesh be your own man

heeheeheeeeeeeee
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I was doing that when you and Lab were just fields.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

As TGB said, we already do this
And I illustrated it ages ago here
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I like the hula girl you have on your dashboard

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Thanks
She's fallen off now, the sticky pad she came with (eww) was shit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Nah, you were talking about looping
I don't bother with the "slowing in the inside lane bit"

I just pull off a perfectly legal, textbook slow-middle-fast lane overtake. I just cut very, very, very close to the front and back of their car while doing it to wake them up.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I don't do that, risky innit
Cutting someone up is a cunt move in my book, so I prefer to loop.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Ah, each to their own.
But you aren't strictly cutting them up if you don't make them swerve out of the way. I merely have an in-depth knowledge of the exact length of my car ;)

I would loop, but it slows me down on my journey, daddio.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Most I've managed in looping is 5 complete loops
After that I got bored.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

I like this
When I was heading down to Nottingham for a gig, I kept passing a car on the M6, who then passed me, and so on and so on and so on. After I got my passengers to wave at the guy and grin like idiots when we passed the next time, it seemed to stop.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

to speeding up?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Go away and take your racist "friend" with you.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

First point to me then?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I find it worse when they don't move and don't speed up
so you are forced to undertake them. I've had a load of abuse for that, and a couple of cars driven by chav wankers have tried to tag-team intimidate me. Getting in front and to one side and slowing down trying to box me in.

Their ugly slag girlfriends in their passenger seats gurning and shrieking encouragement.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)