i feel your booby pain
one of the partners was once talking to my tits so badly that even he realised. he then stammered a bit and actually said,

"oh, i do - er - like your necklace."

it was a fucking choker. nowhere near my cleavage.

he is a weaselly little man with eyes that are so close together i am frankly surprised he can manage to clock both breasts at once.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:25, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

a bit of fucking subtlety wouldnt go amiss
having tits slightly bigger than the average seems to give some people free license to be creepy cunts
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Have we met?
Nice bit of crumpet eh?

/Creepy
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I KEEL YOU

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Can't always help it though, it's like the colour red, it attracts the eyes.
It only means something if they then make lude comments about them or something like that.

It's like a pleasent version of watching a family of fatsos in KFC as you're walking past have a bucket of chicken each.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I deliberately talk to Em's boobs at times
As a joke, and when she says "Oi, my eyes are up here" I reply "But your boobs are down here".

Or I quote Homer Simpson: "I've made my decision".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

That is also messed up
A Bursar did that to me once, though granted I was wearing an Armani dress that I had literally squeezed into so there was a bit of an excuse. He didn't look up until the end, when he caught my eye and we both knew exactly why I was giving him such an odd look
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)

a look is alright but its the whole talking to the tits thing that does my swede in
i mean, i can appreciate a nice fucking rack but i dont stand there with my head buried in them
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)

It was especially weird
since he was about sixty, and apart from the talking to my breasts he is usually very dignified and correct
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

gawd i bet he pulled his pork rotten
youre well in his wank bank now :(((
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)

he likes blondes :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)

i know youre sat there picturing it
you sicken me
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

What can I say?
Old men going to town = hot
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)

haha im giving up on older blokes, theyre miserable and come with baggage
im fishing for a young one
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)