Last night I made the most amazing Granary Loaf
Perfect consistency throughout and tastes amazing. I had it with corned beef and ketchup (reggae reggae thereof) in my sandwiches today.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS HAVING FOR LUNCH THEN?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:35, 200 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I had a banana for lunch, followed by almonds and pistachios.
it was well yummy.

/googles Granary loaf.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:36, Reply)

AND WHAT ABOUT THE WEEKEND?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:36, Reply)

damn. beat me to it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

His time machine gives him the unfair advantage.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

thai butternut squash soup
and a cheese straw

beat that bitches!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Are you sucking your soup up through the straw?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)

how can you make soup sound filthy?
no no no no no no no no no. that would be equivalent to DUNKING, most foul of all the animals.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I bet you can make soup sound filthy

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:47, Reply)

i don't slurp it like some kind of hooker-tramp
if that is what you are implying
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Tom Yum beats
that hands down.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)

what is this tomyum
i have never heard of it, is it some sort of dyslexic tomato?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

It's a hot and sour
Thai soup and completely delicious.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I got some chicken wings from Marks'n'Sparks.
RAWK'n'RAWL

I have a full shelf in the fridge now, I'm so pleased with it, I've not had a full shelf in years and years now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)

a whole shelf you say Gonz? not sure you've mentioned that yet =)
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

It's such a nice shelf, glass bottom, it's the top one so I have the most room.
I feel like I've gone from a bedsit to a mansion.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

what is currently populating this glass shelf of happiness?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Two things of interesting couscous, a couple of red peppers, some motzerlla, a thing of bbq chicken wings, a can of V and...ermm... I donno, I think that's it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)

There are some amazing ribs you can get at Waitrose btw.
Best packet ribs I've found recently.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I know the ones ! In like an envolope thinggy, amazing !
I top them off with sundried tomartos and more bbq and jar'd peppers and all sorts and eat them with a loaf of tigar bread.

LUSH !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

did you do that chicken and chorizo thing?
I made pork schnitzel last night, with sage in the breadcrumbs, served with capers and a poached egg and some roast new potatoes with sage and garlic, and a salad.

lovely
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Oh Lush !
I got the chorizo yesterday, totally Credit Crunching it, and failing completely.

Tonight I'm gonna stuff one of those pointy red peppers with marks'n'sparks pre-made couscous (2 packets for £3, bargin... I was gonna do it myself but they charge £3 for pine nuts, which is my fave part, fucking rip off) top with chroizo and motzerlla and bake. I ended up getting a fucking sushi on the way home, I don't think I'm gonna buy it again for another couple of weeks 'cus it's well expensive and I have it so much that I don't even enjoy it any more..

I love schnitzel, it's probably one of my fave ways of eating veal or pork.

I got some eggs, flower and Panko so I might shallow-fry something over the next couple of days, I donno, maybe do home made fish'n'chips, where the chips will be oven baked covered in oil and sprinkled with chili flakes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:21, Reply)

did you teach yourself to cook Gonz or have you always been interested?
I try to get interested in cooking but find it so incredibly dull. You lot are so passionate about it I feel like I'm missing out so may try it again.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)

stuffed pointy peppers sounds great
as do those chips
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)

you should really get some english mustard in with your corned beef and kethcup sandwiches
also, try that in a toasted sandwich. fucking boss.

tuna, mayo and sweetcorn rolls. and have a lunchtime meeting, so loads and loads of biscuits
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Have you got a lithp?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Hahaha

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)

have you never had kethcup?
you've never lived!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

An orange,
some cranberry juice and some parma ham
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Excellent dieting here

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Thanks
it's taking willpower, but I reckon if I can keep it up for a week, then going out to a really nice restaurant won't be as damaging (mother is taking me out)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)

In all serious, chuck a bit more protein in there and cut out the orange
full of horrible sugar.

Don't eat pasta at the restaurant.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)

The problem is
I'm intolerant to apples, pears and bananas, so getting fruit into my intake tends to be limited to oranges and variants thereof. There is some chicken in the fridge though, could have that.

Restaurant will be soup, duck, and I'll probably skip the dessert. Will have wine though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Ah, tough.
Cranberry juice is ok though!

Duck! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeealous.

Favourite poulty.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Duck is delicious
We're lucky for such a small town that there are one or two of the better restaurants in Ireland here
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Really Amberl, you're too kind.

(Cave Duck, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

It's delicious
but fatty, for poultry.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)

had a goose at Easter
that was good. Like lamby duck
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

got a lunch meeting so will wait to see the restaurant menu
also have a dinner meeting this evening. Lolfattydom awaits.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Totally got a bag of salad
and 800g of chicken.

Fuck yeah. BEAT THAT WHORES.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Rocket salad?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Fuck yeah
Totally with salad cream too.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Can't do salad cream either.
I'll stick to me nuts in yoghurt.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Seriously
if we ever meet, we're going to fight about salad.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Nah I am sure we can find something we both like. Otherwise it will be more of a homo erotic
attempt to shove different leaves in each others mouths. I can live without that. Or we could get pissed and get pizza.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

'Nah I am sure we can find something we both like'
Cock?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)

wahey!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

It's sooo easy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/easyjob/post865884
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)

It can help ease the burning sensation.

(Cave Duck, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I'm having an LSD, magic mushroom and cocaine kebab
then dangling my kid out of the window whilst gargling cognac - just a normal, everyday lunch for me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)

you forgot the supermodels...

( zulu eh?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

D'accord.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I envy your rock'n'roll lifestyle sometimes.
Don't forget to crank one out as well for a complete lunchtime experience.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)

You are Micky Jackson
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Home made lasagne with carrots & broccoli

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Mmmm
That sounds so good. I'm glad to hear that you're eating properly again.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

a sandwich, probably toasted cheese and marmite
as i am slacking and "working" from home today, i might treat myself to a lunchtime beer
( zulu eh?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)

update
had a chicken fajita instead, along with a small salami and some jelly babies

nom nom nom
( zulu eh?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Toffee muller light
5 hazel nuts (to be crushed and added to the yoghurt)
can of Rio
Golden Delicious
Stephen Kings' The Dark Tower.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)

i read that as toffee mIller light
and thought - I'm glad we dont have flavoured beer, that would suck
( zulu eh?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Where is the bread?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Not a huge bread fan
I like picking at things rather than eating a sandwich. Tiger bread is nice though.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Have some crackers then?
You can't live on muller rice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I have two big apples as well

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Wayhay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I'll head home for lunch
Got some serrano ham, anchovies in chili, pepperoni, mature cheddar and tiger bread to devour.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Nice. Serrano and anchovies ftw

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Damn straight!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I'm making green tonight
After reading your extravagant description of it.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

It was absolutely delicious
You'll enjoy it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Would also try the potatoes
but can't eat them at the moment.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

On some sort of crazy diet?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Yeah :(

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

How come?
Weight loss, or health reasons?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Weight loss
Muscle GAIN

*wants to be Hulk*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Lots of protein then?
My last 'healthy eating' plan lasted 2 weeks, then I had a run of birthdays-in-restaurants, and then my holiday, so it kinda fucked that plan into the bin.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I'm having trouble with the drinking
But hopefully cutting down loads after going to Belgium
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Yeah, there's no beer in Belgium.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Yeah, that's a shame.
He'll have to find some to wash down the chocolate
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

AFTER
AFTER
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)

mm serrano ham
had that last night. Delicious
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:47, Reply)

I was a bit of a pig the other night
Put serrano, pepperoni and anchovies on a pizza, covered with spicy mozarella and NOMMED.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)

that sounds fucking awesome
you should have cracked on egg on it too, and added capers. and olives
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Not so keen on eggs on my pizza
But if I'd had capers and olives, they would have definitely found a place on the pizza.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

*high fives*
best pizza toppings ever
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Fuck off, olives are rank.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Your face is rank!
Oh, shit, sorry Dad! And sorry for swearing!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)

S' OK
You're just trying to assert your personality; I understand kid.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)

^this, and the egg on pizza thing I don't get either.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Egg on pizza I can stand.
Olives are one of those things I think I should like, yet every time I try one it just feels and tastes yeeuch.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)

egg on pizza is good
you need to put it on towards the end so it is still runny when it comes out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)

for me it has no place on a pizza. Tried it before and it's just weird.
capers are horrible too.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

you're a nice boy
but you've got no brains, so shut your fucking face
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Eggs should be poached, boiled or fried
not put on a pizza.

Olives are the devil's testicles.

Capers are nice.

End.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

you've missed out scrambled egg
you absolute heathen

as well as the excellence that is coddled eggs.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Scrambled egg, along with omelettisation
are my least favourite egg cooking methods.

And I've never had a coddled egg. Molly, or otherwise.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

there is a whole world of egg-based goodness that you are missing out on
decent scrambled eggs are sublime, and something like a ramekin lined with ham with an egg and a splash of cream in it, then baked is oustanding.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

My girlfriend will only eat eggs
if they're done as an omelette, or scrambled. Apparently I make very good scrambled eggs.

But I prefer mine with the yolk and white separated. It's so I can dunk the soldiers in the yolk.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)

i only eat the yellow
egg white makes me do little sicks
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

eggs are disgusting
go boil yourself
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Sorry Fussy McFusspotsson

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I'll coddle your eggs in a minute, sunshine.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

chance would be a fine thing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)

You wish.
By coddle your eggs, I do, of course, mean buy you a pint if I ever have the pleasure of meeting you.

I'm not like that al, the filthy fucker.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

very generous
are you going to be at the Catfaceceilidhwedding?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

We are down for it
but I think, sadly, we might have to pass. We've only just got back into the saddle, financially, plus it's in school time and the missus works in a school. If it hadn't been on a Sunday...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

that's a shame
money is tight here also, hopefully less so after this month is over.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)

It's a pisser.
But the last couple of years have just seen finances spiralling stupidly out of control and I don't want to be in that position again. To some people it might have been manageable, but I get incredibly jittery about being even a few quid into my overdraft and recently I was upping the limit every month just so I didn't get charged. The fucking limit I did have has doubled over the course of the last three months, so I've taken steps to cunt it in the fuck.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

our problem is trying to save for the wedding has left us with fuck all spare cash
couple of out of the ordinary costs come in and we get a bit fucked.

we've already concluded that we can't go on honeymoon anywhere lavish straight away (or for a while) because it would bugger us for a couple of years afterwards, and we still have a lot of house to do up.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

That's kind of been our problem as well.
I'm hoping that now we can acually afford to put a bit aside each month for unforseen happenings so we don't get back into this shit again anytime soon.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

money is shit isn't it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)

It is when it runs out the week after you get paid.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I know that feeling :-(

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I have gone from being on a decent enough wage to support myself to being
a student it sucks.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Actually it is really good. The pizza shop I used to live near called it The Sunshine Pizza.

(Cave Duck, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Sounds delicious
apart from the anchovies.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Anchovies are tasty
Anchovies in chili are even better
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)

The allergy to fish
puts me off consuming them wholesale
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Damn, that sucks
*holds hat to chest, lowers head solemnly*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)

allergies are bad
not least because my little sister sidled up to me and asked 'would you die if you ate a peanut' and when I responded that it was possible she just nodded and walked off
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I'm lucky in that I'm not allerigic to anything
Not that I'm aware of anyway.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

no-one in my family is
I'm allergic to 5 or so different things, and they can eat whatever they want.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)

That's pretty shitty

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I've got free tickets for Spamalot
this afternoon, so I'll has a small lunch and then dine out on Giant chocolate Buttons, Revels and overpriced choc-ices.

Failing that, I'll have a sarnie and a few pints.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

oh man i just dont know ive just had crumpets and im not sure if id fancy lunch after that god im such a fucking failure :((((

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Did you have jam or cheese or anything on your crumpet rosalicious?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)

nar just some butter fuck all that gay shit
my legs are fucking freezing al, its well wrong to consider turning the heating on in sept ent it?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I've got my electric heater going in the office here
and I've turned on the storage heaters.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

oh man it is on

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I'm sick at home
I'm not hungry and I don't feel like cooking anything. I might eat some pickled eggs and go back to bed.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Urgh! pickled eggs.
You crazy Spaniard.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I learnt from them here, in your land
We don't do them in Spain. But I love them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

What are you ill with?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

A cold, I think
But itchy eyes are back (and it can't be hay fever in September) and my stomach is playing funny again. Maybe I'm just stressed.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Have a nice hot bath
And a big mug of hot chocolate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I have itchy eyes & a sniffly nose
But I'm in work, M-ingTFU.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

it can easily be hayfever in September

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Of course you're stressed.
The wedding and moving to another town will take it out of you and make you susceptable to becoming ill. Not to mention dieting.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I'm having whatever the dogs won't eat as they're in the office with me and keep pinching my food.

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Hahaha
You should have brought vegetables and fish, they'd love that!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

as there seemed to be a ray of sunshine this morning
i thought i would wear my cropped suit trousers, possibly for the last time this year. i thought they looked quite nice with my newest high heels.

until my colleague marauded past and asked loudly, "oi swipe, why are you dressed as a pirate today?"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Yaarr!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Are you carrying a cutlass too?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

your colleague is right
cropped suit trousers are stupid.

I like the use of marauded though, so I might let you off
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

marauding
is a great word. and does not get used often enough.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

haha i bet it was a bloke
see also: checked shirt=cowgirl. laugh a minute!
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Do you wear checked shirts?
Do you have a cowgirl hat too?

Do you ever go out on the town in little denim shorts and a checked shirt and a cowgirl hat?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)

not with my fucking stumps nar
i have been known to take little bill to toys r us and mince around the store in hats we've selected from the dress up box. im then forced to wear it outside in a show of sisterhood and to make her feel less self conscious. i look a proper cunt.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Blue and white stripey shirt = French
Gingham = cowgirl
Check shirt = lumberjack
Pinstripe skirt-suit, seamed stockings, hair done up, glasses = *drools*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Low cut top = nympho

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

not necessarily!
if you have whaps that are bigger than about a b-cup, low-cut tops are much more flattering. if you have DD boobs and you wear a poloneck, you just look like a walking shelf.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

^ this
Last time I wore a polo-neck, I had people coming up and commenting :S
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Let's face it though
Ladies love the attention their boobs in a low cut top get.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

i couldnt care less about a sneaky look or a glance or two
but my boss once spent a whole four minutes talking to my tits. four. fucking. minutes and not once did that cunt meet my eye
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Ok that's well out of order
As a gent, I never stare, and I always look the lady in the eye when talking. I would be lying if I didn't steal the occasional glance though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)

get this then
was talking to my boss in my old job. he was there, talking with me and the head chef and he's stirring his tea with a spoon. and im looking at him, listening to him chat about the production and he's looking at me and then he stops stirring and hovers his spoon above my cleavage, all the while still talking to me and looking at me in the eye. dripping fucking tea down my tits.

and then he stops im there and shocked i look at the head chef and he's all wtf. so i go get my cardigan and zipped it the fuck up and christ
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Err...
That's messed up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:24, Reply)

some men eh

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)

i feel your booby pain
one of the partners was once talking to my tits so badly that even he realised. he then stammered a bit and actually said,

"oh, i do - er - like your necklace."

it was a fucking choker. nowhere near my cleavage.

he is a weaselly little man with eyes that are so close together i am frankly surprised he can manage to clock both breasts at once.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

a bit of fucking subtlety wouldnt go amiss
having tits slightly bigger than the average seems to give some people free license to be creepy cunts
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Have we met?
Nice bit of crumpet eh?

/Creepy
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I KEEL YOU

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Can't always help it though, it's like the colour red, it attracts the eyes.
It only means something if they then make lude comments about them or something like that.

It's like a pleasent version of watching a family of fatsos in KFC as you're walking past have a bucket of chicken each.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I deliberately talk to Em's boobs at times
As a joke, and when she says "Oi, my eyes are up here" I reply "But your boobs are down here".

Or I quote Homer Simpson: "I've made my decision".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

That is also messed up
A Bursar did that to me once, though granted I was wearing an Armani dress that I had literally squeezed into so there was a bit of an excuse. He didn't look up until the end, when he caught my eye and we both knew exactly why I was giving him such an odd look
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)

a look is alright but its the whole talking to the tits thing that does my swede in
i mean, i can appreciate a nice fucking rack but i dont stand there with my head buried in them
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)

It was especially weird
since he was about sixty, and apart from the talking to my breasts he is usually very dignified and correct
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

gawd i bet he pulled his pork rotten
youre well in his wank bank now :(((
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)

he likes blondes :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)

i know youre sat there picturing it
you sicken me
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

What can I say?
Old men going to town = hot
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)

haha im giving up on older blokes, theyre miserable and come with baggage
im fishing for a young one
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

that's really weird

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

true story
i laugh about it now but fucking hell
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

was he uncomfortably close to start with
or did he have to hold the spoon out over your orbstacles?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

haha are you taking notes?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)

haha
nope, just curious as to how someone can behave so oddly

if he had to reach out, then it makes it extra weird
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

he stretched his arm out yeah
there were three of us talking so he wasnt real close. but in all honesty, it was in my younger, attractive years. i may not agree with what he did but cunt couldnt help himself
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)

but holding out a dripping tea spoon over someone's rack
is so totally bizarre.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Now if the teaspoon was dripping cream.....

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

slightly more understandable
but still weird.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Do you keep in touch with him?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

i married the cunt

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

"Sorry love, I thought your tits were a saucer, my mistake."

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)

hey man, it happens

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Saves on a bit of washing up, innit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Lol, look what someone just put up as their profile picture.
profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs446.snc4/49150_514287677_4619_n.jpg - NSFW
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

that is utterly awful

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Fuck's sake.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I wouldn't mind putting some books on that shelf
and by books I mean my penis. And by shelf I mean breasts.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

how IS married life these days?!?!
and ON it? what is that going to do for either of us?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)

however did you guess?
stupid man, no sense of style!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

It's not even the 19th yet either.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Tell him you've got scurvy and want to incorporate this into a new look
If you haven't got an eyepatch a postit note will do. Got some hoopy earrings? Excellent! Now, colour in a few teeth with permanent marker and voila!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Sausage sandwich
and the souls of the innocent.

When I'm looking at cleavage, if the woman says "hey, my eyes are up here" I reply "Why the fuck would I care?"

Then I go "HUH" and do a pelvic victory thrust.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Thank you, Lord Flasheart.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

...the worst character in Blackadder by 85 billion miles.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

He certainly was no baldrick the balancing slug.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)