I am going to find a really busy pub
and stand at the bar and chat. The topic of conversation will be past childrens TV programs.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:17, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So that would be Count Duckula then.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:19, Reply)

That was SO RANDOM! I'd love to know what they were smoking when they came up with that!
and what about "The Clangers"? That was SO RANDOM i'd love to know what they were smoking when they came up with that, and what about "The Moomins"? that was SO RANDOM etc etc etc
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:24, Reply)

*STAB STAB STAB*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

That's only fair
Let my final words be; "Bagpuss...so...random"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Did you know puff the magic dragon was actually about canabis?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Good God.
I though it was about cannabis!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I thought it was about opium
but it's all good when it comes to DRUGSLOLS!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)

You're going to a bash?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Oh, is that just normal B3ta behaviour?
In that case I shall go to a supermarket and not place the "Next Customer" divider on the conveyor belt.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

That will simply result
in your paying for the person behind you's manpons and celery.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Ok, when the till lady says "Are you collecting book tokens for schools?"
Instead of saying "No, but you can give them to the next person" like I normally do, I shall say that I am and then proceed to tear them up into little pieces while maintaining eye contact with her.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Or say very quietly, right in her face
'I don't think that would be a good idea. I'm not allowed near schools'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Followed by...
"Do you have any YOUNG children?" and slowly lick your lips.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)