You're going to a bash?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oh, is that just normal B3ta behaviour?
In that case I shall go to a supermarket and not place the "Next Customer" divider on the conveyor belt.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

That will simply result
in your paying for the person behind you's manpons and celery.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Ok, when the till lady says "Are you collecting book tokens for schools?"
Instead of saying "No, but you can give them to the next person" like I normally do, I shall say that I am and then proceed to tear them up into little pieces while maintaining eye contact with her.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Or say very quietly, right in her face
'I don't think that would be a good idea. I'm not allowed near schools'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Followed by...
"Do you have any YOUNG children?" and slowly lick your lips.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)